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Jessica Biel's Hotness Deserves Our Attention

Do you ever stop and ponder life’s great mysteries... Are we alone in the universe? What happens after we die? And why in the world isn’t Jessica Biel everywhere? These are questions that keep me up at night staring at sexy pictures of Jessica Biel.

I’d like to know we aren’t alone in the universe. I’d also like to think that when we die we can choose to haunt abandoned mental hospitals or old historic jails. But I just can’t figure out why Jessica Biel isn’t all over the place. She’s hot. Like really super hot. Jessica Biel should be showing off her sexy body in movies, on television, and in ads for just about anything you can think of. I know I’m not alone in feeling this way, Jessica Biel has been hot for a really long time and for a while she was all over the place. Now, not so much and I can’t figure out why. Jessica Biel is too sexy to only show up every once in a while.

We may never know if we’re alone and we won't know what happens after death until we die, but we can sure as hell do something about this Jessica Biel situation. Let’s flood social media with her sexy pics, let’s write letters to our representatives in congress, let’s call out our friends who aren’t talking about Jessica Biel and urge them to do so! Jessica Biel is super hot and it’s time she was everywhere again.