Why 'Fifty Shades Darker' Won't Be Next Year's Breast Picture Winner

While 2015's Fifty Shades of Grey won an anatomyaward for Breast Picture, its sequel—Fifty Shades Darker—is is bringing less nudity to the table and features only four sex scenes over the course of two hours!

The big thing missing from those four sex scenes, however, was Dakota Johnson's bush, which made more than a cameo appearance in the first film. This time around, everything is mostly done above the belt or with tasteful shots from the side or a crossed leg preventing us from seeing more. She does show her breasts a bunch of times and her butt a few times, which should always be applauded, but I think the filmmakers did her a disservice by seemingly censoring things as they pleased.

If you're planning to see the film, check below for your "Run-Pee" nudity guide:

(0:19) Dakota Johnson stripped to her bra. Then her jeans are taken down exposing her panties. They come off showing some quick buns before Jamie Dornan buries his face in her crotch.
(0:22) The covers come down on Dakota Johnson exposing her breasts.
(0:34) Dakota Johnson is told to bend over in her black lingerie so Dornan can put silver balls into her vagina. Which is only implied.
(0:40) Dakota Johnson is undressed to display breasts and panties. Then he takes down the panties and we see her buns from the side as he spanks her. Then breasts as she is thrown on the bed.
(0:48) Dakota Johnson breasts in the shower with Dornan. Then at the bed her legs are chained together by a device used to spread them apart. Buns on Dakota when he uses the device to flip her over.
(1:25) Breasts and panties on Dakota Johnson getting out of bed. She puts on a shirt but slowly so we still get several looks at her breasts as she goes out to the balcony.
(1:39) Dakota Johnson has her top ripped open in the shower exposing her breasts behind the glass. As the scene goes on we’ll see her breasts as she is being handcuffed. Then oil is dripped over her breasts.