Where's Rodney?

Trying to track down any useful information on the defunct 1991 series Where’s Rodney? is even more elusive than trying to figure out Where’s Waldo? Not only do we not know where Rodney is, we have no idea who played him or if the show even made it onto the air. Whatever the damn thing was about, like Rodney Dangerfield it got no respect and did not even merit a footnote in the tomes of television history--except for the fact that it starred raven-haired ravisher Soleil Moon Frye. This breast bomb, who lamentably had breast REDUCTION surgery (though those are still some damn big hooters), started out when she had nothing to speak of upstairs in the kiddie comedy Punky Brewster. She went on to grow some big breasts and star in a string of obscure and completely forgettable teeny-bopper sitcoms (like this one), before finally giving us a small taste of the goods in Mind Games and Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings. Enough teasing, girl! Give those perky, punky pumpkins (or whatever is left of them) a proper whirl.