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Welcome to L.A. (1977)

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Everyone's lusting after someone they can't have, thrusting into someone they don't love, and absolutely nobody is happy. Welcome to L.A. (1976)! Back in the late 70's some of Tinsel Town's hottest talents, such as Geraldine Chaplin, Lauren Hutton and Sissy Spacek, who all show some of their assets, teamed up for writer-director Alan Rudolph's brutal assault on the phonies and chronies living in The City of Angels. A story about romantic entanglements, Welcome to L.A. stars Keith Carradine as Carroll Barber, a singer/songwriter/womanizer living in England, who is the hub for the entire hubbub. American pop star Eric Wood (Rickard Baskin) wants Carroll to write him a hit song, so he heads to LA with his agent Susan (Viveca Lindfors). They used to bang, but his hippy wang is craving the younger, hotter real estate agent Ann (Sally Kellerman) instead. But Carroll also wants to do his rich dad's photographer's mistress (Lauren Hutton), and the family business' receptionist (Diahnne Abbott). The dad's business buddy is Ken (Harvey Keitel), whose wife (Geraldine Chaplin) Carroll is also trying to copulate with. She shoots him down, but how long can one hold out with this crooner cad coming after you? After all, he's an incredible songwriter, right? Apparently not, since it ends up the whole thing was a ruse from the rich dad to bring his baby boy back home. Bummer. Oh well, at least he got tons of amazing ass out of it! Charlie Chaplin's daughter Geraldine goes full frontal with some awesomely seventies bush while playing some kinky sex games with a beatnik. Can't beat that body! Lauren Hutton shows her hooters stripping down for a smoke in a red tinted room. But it's young Sissy Spacek who is the sexiest one, flashing her funbags in a bunch of different scenes. Write a movie as depressing as you want, but you'll never keep people from flocking to LA after showing all that awesome T&A. Alan Rudolph should be saying "you're welcome" for all that Welcome to L.A. skin!