Weird Science (1985)

High-school chemistry class was a place of dreams. Strapping boys on the verge of manhood attempted to concentrate upon the experiments on hand, but their minds insisted upon drifting off to higher considerations, to the hypothesis presented by Weird Science (1985). In this, the most lowbrow of director John Hughes’s high-school flicks, two geek pals change their lives and shape the fantasies and envies of nerds worldwide by creating a physically perfect woman using little more than a pair of computers and adolescent ingenuity. The typical boy geniuses would stop right there, but the heroes of Weird Science go on to learn valuable life lessons, mature and snag age-appropriate girlfriends on their own without any high-tech hocus-pocus. For guys who turn this flick on with the intention of getting turned on, you should certainly stick around for the 14-minute mark. It is here where we get to see the effortlessly hot Kelly LeBrock get sexy in a pair of blue and white underwear. Almost an hour in, during a supernatural suck-storm, Kym Malin's clothes get vacuumed off and she gets swooped into the chimney, flies through the air, and splashes down into a lake. Her boobs are revealed briefly, but that's what the pause and slo-mo buttons on your remote are for! This classic movie is worth checking out whether you're a flesh fiend or not. it's a classic for its time, refreshingly irreverent, and most importantly isn't afraid to lean into sexuality, especially when it comes to hot ladies. There's some science going on in our pants!