People are always anxious about what the future will bring, but after seeing this video from internet crap-mongers Everything is Terrible!, we now know the future's going to be just as stupid as the present. Fast-forward to 1 minute, 11 seconds in for the good part:
(Future-boobs courtesy of Cheryl Clifford in the VHS-era turdfest Absolute Aggression (1996).)
Skincidentally, "hacking the mainframe" is now our new favorite term for a flesh session.
That got us thinking- even in a dystopian future society, where gas is worth its weight in gold and evil corporations control our every thought and action via microchips in our brains, there MUST still be mammage, right? If not, why bother wearing that tinfoil helmet?
As is so often the case in these movies, an evil corporation rules the world in Cyborg 2 (1993). Set in the year 2074, this direct-to-video sci-fi flick features the nude debut of an up-and-coming actress named Angelina Jolie. You may have heard of her.
Another naked knockout with the fate of the galaxy on her slender shoulders is Milla Jovovich, who knows off her unparalelled pokers in The Fifth Element (1997).
The one bright spot of colonizing alien planets in the distant future is the co-ed showers, especially when you're sharing soap with a delicious dish like Dina Meyer in Starship Troopers (1997).
Cyborgs may be kinda scary, especially the killer replicants in Blade Runner (1982), but they're not all bad- just check out Sean Young's robo-tits!
If you're looking for something a little more XXX than SF, skintroduce your right hand to Cafe Flesh (1982), a sci-fi/porno hybrid set in a bombed-out future city and starring future "scream queen" Michelle Bauer. Beam me up, hottie!
There's oh so much more for your fleshy, futuristic enjoyment here at Mr. Skin- so check out our database of sci-fi movies today!
