WCW Thunder

Pro wrestling fans have complained that WCW Thunder is not as good as WCW Nitro and WCW Smackdown were. Speaking from a non-wrestling fan’s point of view, we just have to say “GIVE US A GODDAMN BREAK! IT’S ALL FAKE, YOU MOOKS!” Saying one of these shows is not as good as the other is like saying “You know, Jenna Jameson’s performance was not as convincing in Jenna Loves Rocco as it was in, say, I Dream of Jenna.” Who are you kidding? She does the same thing in every movie--suck, swallow, repeat. Still, one should never try to convince a fan that their passion is a ridiculous pastime. They’ll just have to grow out of it themselves . . . or not. However, if there’s one thing the fans love more than big dudes in tights talking smack, it’s watching them wrasslin’ girls get down n’ dirty in the ring. Nitro girl Chae is a prime example. This Korean-born beauty is built like a bamboo shithouse, and her back must surely get tired, since she’s always carrying two gallons of milk just above her six-pack. We’re not kidding, folks; this girl is RIPPED. She’d probably break you off in the act of coitus don't interruptus, but damned if it wouldn’t be worth it. Chae makes a brief but sexy appearance in Ready to Rumble. As for ring announcer Pamela Paulshock, this blonde and beautiful battleship has two VERY big guns on deck. While she has yet to unveil them for a proper christening, she has given lucky viewers a lovely bikini money shot on the Pamela Anderson Tits and Ass extravaganza V.I.P.