We're still in the doldrums for new, nude releases on DVD and Blu-ray, but this week things are looking up as the NC-17 '70s shocker 1900 (1976) hits Blu-ray with Stefania Casini's SKINfamous double handy scene with Gerard Depardieu and Robert DeNiro. Speaking of the '70s, the Walking Tall Trilogy also hits Blu-ray this week, featuring drive-in skin in Walking Tall (1973) and Walking Tall, Part 2 (1975). And if butch middle-aged Irishwomen flashing their jugs is your thing, you'll be handling your Nobbs as Albert Nobbs (2011) hits DVD and Blu-ray.
Plus, unzip your Levi's and prepare to fire your six-shooter as the XXX classic Debbie Does Dallas (1978) gets a deluxe DVD release:
1900 (1976) follows the lives of two guys from different classes (one's a peasant, the other a landowner) in turn-of-the-century Italy and explores how the country was affected by the rise of fascism. If you're still reading, there's ample reason to sit through the heady proceedings, specifically Stefania Casini and Dominique Sanda, both of whom get quite skinful. The uncut film is even more controversial since it features a graphic threesome. It was not a very good year, but there were some randy highlights. Fast Forward to the 2-hour, 4-minute mark, where Stefania plays with the big boys, whacking off both Robert De Niro and Gerard Depardieu, though all we see are her perky nude bouncers. She then has a seizure, which sends her (naked) ass up.
Carrying a big stick can come in handy whether you speak softly or yell like a maniac. For proof, consult the efficacy of the man-and-cudgel combo in Walking Tall (1973). Buford Pusser was a real-life Southern tough guy whose battles against a hick town’s corruption and iniquity were elevated to the level of ultra-violent legend well before his character made it to the big screen as portrayed by Joe Don Baker. Walking Tall is universally regarded as one of the most grim and brutal true stories ever filmed. Unsparing in its depiction of the human character at its ugliest, director Phil Karlson’s most lasting effort nevertheless exults in the courage of one man willing to risk everything to fight back for what he knows is right. Fast-forward to the 1-hour, 31-minute mark as intoxicating, vulnerable blonde Lynn Borden breaks a sweat while lying butt up and bare to receive forty lashes.
In the first installment of Walking Tall (1973), Sheriff Buford Pusser, as aptly characterized by Joe Don Baker, was shot several times in the face by a machine gun, and his wife was brutally murdered by his enemies. What the hell more did Pusser hope to achieve by coming back for Walking Tall Part II (1975)? Maybe he wanted the big pay check. Walking Tall Part II was intended to star Pusser playing himself, but the Tennessee stud was killed in a suspicious car wreck just as filming was set to commence. Burly Bo Svenson filled in for the felled lawman, picking up the dropped cudgel and staving in a satisfying quantity of Southern mob heads until the closing credits finally rolled.Was it intended or was it a fluke? Either way the peekaboo boobs of Angel Tompkins pop out from an unbuttoned blouse and are preserved for centuries to come 1 hour, 16 minutes in.
Glenn Close does her best Victor/Victoria in the gender-bending drama Albert Nobbs (2011). Albert (Close) 
first disguised herself as a man to become a butler in one of Dublin’s poshest hotels. But then Albert meets Huber (Janet McTeer), who as it turns out is also packing a poon in his/her pants. Not only does Huber “pass,” she’s happily married to a woman, giving Albert hope that she isn’t doomed to die alone. So Albert starts romancing Helen (Mia Wasikowska), but there’s just one problem- Helen’s already shacked up with hunky painter Joe (Aaron Johnson). Glenn Close might be dressed like a dude, but you’ll know better when her right breast pops out of her corset 18 minutes in. Plus, Janet McTeer reveals her secret in dramatic, tit-flashing fashion at the 
28-minute mark. You’ll be handling your Nobbs.
Yeeeeeeeeeee-haw! Put on your ten-gallon hat and cock your six-shooter, cowboy, because we’re getting down with the hot, horny cheerleaders of Debbie Does Dallas (1978). Bambi Woods stars as Debbie, a high-school cheerleading captain whose dreams of trying out for the Texas Cowgirls are in jeopardy when her parents refuse to pay her bus fare to Texas. Her cheerleading pals eagerly offer to help raise the money, and when Debbie discovers hard men are a great source of hard cash, the whole squad gets in on the sacktion. Arcadia Lake, Merle Michaels, Georgette Sanders, Misty Winter, and Kasey Rodgers play Debbie's pom-pom pals, and all display full nudity and full penetration. It'll give you a hard-on the size of Texas!
CU Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at MrSkin.com!
