If anyone could be called the father of the American-made Kung-Fu crap movie, it would be Chuck Norris. From his humble beginnings as an uncredited cast member in Bruce Lee’s Enter The Dragon, this fuzz-faced Karate champ has roundhouse-kicked his way through dozens of B-movie actioners with acting chops so wooden that every spoken line sounds like a two-by-four in a chipper. Despite … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review