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Walker, Texas Ranger

Walker, Texas Ranger

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If anyone could be called the father of the American-made Kung-Fu crap movie, it would be Chuck Norris. From his humble beginnings as an uncredited cast member in Bruce Lee’s Enter The Dragon, this fuzz-faced Karate champ has roundhouse-kicked his way through dozens of B-movie actioners with acting chops so wooden that every spoken line sounds like a two-by-four in a chipper. Despite the terrible acting, bad writing, and laughable premise of his movies, Chuck has wowed us with some killer moves over the years, like the time he did the jump-kick thorough the windshield of a charging Corvette in Good Guys Wear Black. Now in his 60’s, the Chuckmeister shows no signs of slowing down. As long as he can lift a leg, somebody’s ass is gonna get kicked! These days, Chuck is most commonly known for his portrayal of the titular Cordell Walker in Walker, Texas Ranger. Along with his partner Jimmy Trivette (Clarence Gilyard), Walker battles crime all over the state of Texas with a barrage of six-guns and karate kicks. Nia Peeples also gets her licks in as sexy kung-fu chick Sydney Cooke. While Walker, Texas Ranger has rarely been accused of being good (as one viewer commented, watching the show requires a "willing suspension of sheer incredulity”), it was popular in the syndicated market and had a healthy eight year run. Speaking of Nia Peeples, we nearly saw Nia’s Neeples in Poodle Springs and Deadlock 2. Meanwhile, Sheree J. Wilson, who played Alex Cahill, gave us a criminally insignificant nip slip in Past Tense.