Voll normaaal (1994)

Look, if you're going to do something stupid like stealing exhausts off of people's cars, at least have the common sense not to steal the fancy gold-plated one off of your local drug dealer's ride. Sadly, this sort of critical thinking is beyond Tommie (Tom Gerhardt), the simple-minded protagonist of the sublimely stupid German comedy Voll normaaal (1994). And now that he's done that, Jupp (Eddy Steinblock) says he won't whack Tommie under one condition: that he replace the exhaust and bring him a case of "Ramsdorfer Kolsch", whatever that is. Veronica Ferres looks Euro-trash sexy in a lacy red bikini and Dolly Buster is positively Heavy Metal (the magazine, not the genre) as a space warrior/stripper, but Gruschenka Stevens really takes the cake by baring her cupcakes as our dim-witted heroes look on. That'll get your tailpipe tingling!