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Hardcore Home Video Was Miss California USA’s (t)Rump Card!

The New York Daily News is reporting that there is indeed a hardcore sex tape out there that features former Miss California Carrie Prejean naked and pleasuring herself in a solo act.

It’s not the first time scandal has rocked a pageant winner. Remember Vanessa L. Williams’s naked lesbian photo shoot in Penthouse 25 or so years ago?

Carrie doesn’t.

Miss Prejean had been in court suing Miss California USA Pageant officials for religious discrimination, claiming that her public opposition to gay marriage cost her the crown.

The Pageant was in turn demanding back the $5200 she had used for breast implants.

But Carrie quickly dropped her lawsuit when lawyers threatened to make public her explicit home video.

Read more after the jump.

The World’s Most Naked Woman?

Beating out fantasy-fulflilling firecrotch Robyn Foxx, last year’s Miss Nude World Performer of the Year, 21-year-old Pennsylvania feature dancer Keira Riley has been crowned Miss Nude World 2009.

Keira describes the experience in her myspace blog:

I competed last year and won many titles like, Miss Nude World 2008 1st runner up, hardest body, outstanding showgirl, best dancer, and duo champion with Aspen Reign AKA Risque Business.

Read more after the jump.

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops.

Former Miss World and Celebrity Big Brother Star Danielle Lloyd Covers (Most of) Her Big Sisters in Topless Sunbathing Photos

There must be something in the water over in England—and Mr. Skin thinks it must be silicone! With British fake-titish all-stars like Katie "Jordan" Price and Jodie Marsh parading their plastic pontoons in front of paparazzi cameras every other day, it's nice to see a fresh face flaunting her fungbags—even if she does manage to hide her teat peaks.

Danielle Lloyd is a top English model and reality-TV star, but she was once a much smaller-chested beauty queen. That is until a spread in Playboy stripped her of her crown. That's a start, but when is Danielle going to be stripped of her wardrobe on film? Doesn't she know they're allowed to show nudity on TV in England?

For more pics of Danielle's best cover-up attempts, visit Derek Hail, and for a sexy snap of a similarly disgraced (and disrobed) beauty queen, join us after the cut.

A former Miss Teen Illinois Contestant dishes the skinny on her fellow pageant hopefuls (and even winners!) who went on to peel down on the silver screen.