Topless Babes from Age of Stone Will Give You a Raging Bone
With a cast that includes A-listers like Heroes star Ali Larter and recently nude supermodel Carol Alt, National Lampoon's The Stoned Age would seem to have enough flesh to ogle.
With all this female talent, the non-nude contributions of child star Madeline Zima (who recently went topless in Californication) and her two sisters Vanessa and Yvonne landed on the cutting room floor.
But not to worry, they still show up in the DVD extras section with four other luscious ladies whose topless scenes were inexplicably left out of the final edit.
The filmmakers brought in a few other girls to “fill out” the cast (and some bikinis).
Among the film’s uncredited stars is porn star Jacklyn Lick, a strict vegetarian who show the men where they can stick their meat in movies like Anal Maniacs 5, Backdoor Bashers, and American Hot Ass.
The first girl not to make the cut was Darryl Hanah, not the star of Splash, but the X-rated actress from Pussy Party 15, Squirts So Good 6, and Your Mom's a Slut She Takes It in the Butt.
Neither did the movie feature the oiled rackage of Playboy model and Surreal Life cast member Andrea Lowell, Samantha Lusk, and Asstastic African-American Marie Love, star of All About Anal 5, Full Anal Access 5, Grand Theft Anal 7, and Sprung a Leak 3.
Luckily, all four topless tarts and the three Zima sisters are featured in an 18 minute long segment made form footage of a Maxim photo shoot included as a special feature on the DVD.
If there’s ever been a reason to check out the special features menu, this is (t)it.
