Girls in
Unfaithful (2002)

Some may wonder what advice I, Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity, can provide to amorously adventurous, married—and now, no doubt, harried—attempted-blackmail victim David Letterman.

Well, for one, I can tell him where to find the greatest women-in-prison shower scene of all time (29 minutes into 1983’s Chained Heat, where new fish Linda Blair gets a taste of queen jailbird Sybil Danning).

But, more practically, I can offer guidance to Dave via lessons I’ve gleaned from vital naked movie moments. In fact I can even give him:

Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Extramarital/Interoffice Nude Scenes (and What David Letterman Can Learn from Them)

10. Secretary (2002)

Time: 1 hour, 15 minutes

Nude: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Scene: Maggie leans forward on a desk for boss James Spader, who removes her undergarments and spanks that assistant.

The Lesson: Love hurts. So much, sometimes, it can leave you black and blue and read (on the very gossip sites you’ve forever struggled to avoid) all over.

See the complete list after the cut.

Amateur Porn Star Killer or APSK (Picture: 1 - 2) for short—is the latest deep-impact outrage from maverick-with-a-movie-camera Shane Ryan and his micro-budget powerhouse studio Alter Ego Cinema. Brutal, unflinching, and bombastically explicit, Amateur Porn Star Killer is a mock-documentary that recreates videotapes made by a psycho who preys on would-be sex starlets.

Ah, spring! When a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of bats and balls and the Hollywood babes that make him swing for the fences. Grab your pencil and have a run at Mr. Skin's statistical take on Tinseltown's breast players in the game!