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Ugly Betty (2006-????)

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce.

While many shows are coming off holiday hiatus and others, such as flesh-filled fave Secret Diary of a Call Girl, gearing up for new seasons, it's been a dry couple of weeks for small screen skin.

Thankfully, we have the season premiere of Nip/Tuck to fall back on, and as usual, it didn't disappoint. After the cut, check out some scrumptious butt from nudecomer Cyia Batten, and see which heavy-hitting stars stunned with volcanic cleavage on 30 Rock and Scrubs!

Last Week's TV Temptresses Ain't Turkeys

As you prepare to glue your television to football after ingesting a large amount of stuffed and roasted bird, wouldn't you like to dig your fork into the juicy breasts of the past week of the boob tube? Sure you would.

Click into the cut, and you'll feast upon the following: Caprice Benedetti and her tasty T&A in Brotherhood, Carla Gallo serving up a smidge of sweater stuffers on Californication, Jordana Brewster filling out lacy lingerie in a mouthwatering way on Chuck, perennial skin fave Paris Hilton in a bikini on her new reality show, and Nadine Velazquez bringing some superbly spicy cleavage to My Name Is Earl.

Save room for pie!

T&A on the TV!

Halloween is over, but there's still plenty of sweet treats for your teat tooth out there--all you have to do is turn on your television. Because the small screen is full of turn-ons in various states of undress! This past week, Adriana Lima paid a visit to the set of Ugly Betty, leggy Deal or No Deal alum Hayley Marie Norman became our topless crush with her nude scene in Crash, Lizzy Caplan got naked and gave us something to sink our teeth into AGAIN on True Blood, Carla Gallo poured two snifters of boobs on Californication, and Caprice Benedetti went completely nood for Brotherhood.

Covered in leftover fake blood? Have a candy hangover? Or do you still need to jack o' lantern? You've come to the right place for all your post-Halloween needs! Mr Skin's been hard . . . at work, scouring this week's television shows for the good parts while you've been busy putting your costume together.

This past week, Grey's Anatomy makes us want to operate on nearly-nude Sara Ramirez and Ellen Pompeo, Lindsay Lohan hits Ugly Betty to show off some pretty panties, True Blood thrills and chills with even MORE boobage from Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan, Meredith Monroe's nude debut in Californication, and Lucy Liu almost bares her juicy two in Dirty Sexy Money.

Get the skinny on the skin after the cut!

Lilo Goes Commando . . . Again!

Now that top-heavy dream girl Lindsay Lohan is happy in love with gal pal Samantha Ronson, she's been spending less time in front of the camera. So we jump at any we have to peep Lilo and her lovely lobbers on-screen.

Luckily, she'll be reprising her guest-starring role on Ugly Betty, and although her run was reportedly cut from six episodes to four, it sounds like those four will pack a punch.

A punch of pantyless firecrotch, that is.

After the cut, read how the entire Ugly Betty crew got a good look at a bottomless Lindsay when star America Ferrera yanked down her drawers during rehearsals . . . and see a picture of said firecrotch, with the fire shaved clean off.

How cheeky!

Gosh, Posh! Lindsay Thinks You're as Hot as Her Girlfriend!

As if Vanessa Williams and Rebecca Romijn weren't reason enough to tune into Ugly Betty; Lindsay Lohan is returning to reprise her guest role on the show.

Lohan, who's been looking better than ever thanks to some extra meat on her frame that ended up in all the right places (all two of 'em), showed up to the premiere in a figure-strangling dress that highlighted her most famous features (all two of 'em).

While walking the red carpet at the show's premiere last night, she was asked what she thought about Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. According to Female First, Lindsay gushed:

"I love her hair. She looks really hot at the moment. It reminds me of Sam."

We wonder what Posh would think of Lindsay likening her to her special female companion? Now that's spicy (girl).