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Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Small Screen. Big Skin.

It was another banner week for T&A on the tube, with True Blood getting into the Halloween spirit with even more Anna Paquin nudes AND Lizzy Caplan giving us first-time flesh. All treats, and no tricks from this vampire series! Also, former pro beach volleyball player Arlene Tur serves her set on Crash, redhead Alicia Witt gets red-hot for Two and a Half Men, Katie Holmes cruises into sexy TV history with her guest spot on Eli Stone, and Olivia Wilde lezzes it up on House. Pics and more of what the doctor ordered after the cut.

She Says "Awkward", We Say "Awesome"

If you're a fan of soul-crushingly beautiful women with flawless features and bodies that look as if they were sculpted by the greatest artists in history, then you're most likely aware of Transformers temptress Megan Fox.

The giant robot flick offered little more than a few choice cleavage shots from foxy Fox, so we look ahead with much skinticipation to her upcoming movie Jennifer's Body, in which we'll see a lot more of Megan's body, if recent semi topless on-set shots are any skindication.

Megan opened up about her Jennifer's Body character, and divulged:

"I have a few love scenes. I eat and seduce everyone - boys and girls. There's a lot of kissing and craziness. It was awkward, it's always awkward and it's never fun.

"My co-star Johnny Simmons and I got really close and became really good friends, so it was hard not to just laugh hysterically and endlessly. So I'm kissing him and he's like my brother - it was really awful. He got spit in my mouth and it was gross."

Somehow we have a hard time believing that the scene was as "gross" for Johnny as it was for Megan. For something even less gross, click through for a free pic of Megan at her sexiest.