Lorali Hart is a small girl, standing at only five feet and two inches tall, but what she lacks in stature, she more than makes up for in stack-ture. How she holds up those big, heaving knockers, we'll never know. Born on October 22, 1935, Lorali has come a long way since making her debut in Orgy of the Dead (1965), a classic kitsch horror flick with a screenplay by the infamous Edward D. Wood, Jr. In that flick, she plays a "Cat Dancer," which the hairy palms at Skin Central would define as a "pussy pleaser." Lorali then took a break from the big screen for over two decades. We're not sure how she spent that time. Perhaps she practiced walking around with those big flesh boulders attached to her torso, or maybe her back muscles just needed a good, long rest. Eventually, her top-heavy talent returned to the big screen, this time in The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988), which follows an incompetent, bumbling cop who still manages to catch the bad guys. In this flick, Lorali's huge hooters were used for comic effect, but her male viewers weren't laughing. Lorali started getting the attention of producers after this, which lead to her video Mature Women 1 (1990), and then a return pervformance in Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994). She played the "Melon Lady." ’Nuff said. We're not sure what's happened to Lorali since than, but we're hoping that she and her sacks will return to the big screen soon!
