Too Much Flesh (2000)

The Too Much Flesh (2000) of the title refers to the lead character's penis. It's a fattie, but not in a good way. He's married to Rosanna Arquette, who never consummated their relationship because of his girth down there. She shows off her big rack but won't let him touch, which may be why the movie opens with him pleasuring himself with cornhusks in the field. Thankfully, Élodie Bouchez shows up, and all she wants to do is get naked and bang that farmer's field, no matter how big it is. This French take on America's breadbasket is worth taking a slice.