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A weekly look back at celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on skincredible events that happened during the week of November 8th through November 14th.

This week's lesson in Skinstory includes Lindsay Lohan coming out as a lady-loving bisexual, Paris Hilton helping the women of the world smell sexier, Marisa Ryan of the sitcom Major Dad growing up naked and girl-girl loving it, Linda Lovelace landing on everyone’s lips upon the debut of Deep Throat, scream queen Linnea Quigley making it so Santa Claus isn’t the only one coming in Silent Night, Deadly Night, and Zora Kerova adding hot flesh to all the blood in the grindhouse great Cannibal Ferox.

Greetings my friends, and welcome back to Castle Rackula. This week, my flamboyant cousin Count Ballsackula dragged me to go see Twilight. I was impressed by what I saw of Kristen Stewart (can’t wait to see her play lesbian dominatrix Joan Jett), but I think he was more interested in Robert Pattinson.

In the past, Count Ballsackula has dragged me to see Interview with the Vampire, Gayracula, and to Truman Capote’s table at Studio 54.

But I digress. The subject at hand is holiday horror movies, which I will be exploring throughout the month of December.

We will begin with the most notorious of the genre, Silent Night, Deadly Night.

Read more after the bite.

Last week, Mr. Skin unveiled his picks for 2007's 26 best DVDs for sex and nudity. And now, the breast of the rest...