Blog Posts about Maniac

Former child star Elijah Wood is doing his best to stop people yelling "FRODO" at him at traffic lights with his new movie Maniac, a remake of the 1980 slasher pic widely condemned (and beloved) as one of the most irredeemably sleazy examples of the genre. Elijah might seem like an odd choice to play the archetypal serial killer, complete with mommy issues and a mannequin collection, but remember...Ted Bundy seemed like a nice guy, too.

Anyway, the first teaser for the film has hit and not only does the affable Elijah make a surprisingly convincing psychopath, but the uncensored footage includes two sneak peeks of skin at the 0:22 and 1:07 marks.

Maniac was adapted by Piranha 3D's Alexandre Aja and premieres this week at Cannes, so if you've got a few mil burning a hole in your pocket, gas up your private jet and head on over to France to check it out. The rest of us will have to make do with checking out the creepy, kinky Cannes trailer after the jump!

Horror hair pie! Swedish suck-sacks! Henry Miller-penned hooters! Your Netflix queue is about to go through some serious shuffling, because bush abounds in this week's newest and newdest video releases.

The Girl Who Played with Fire
The third skinstallment of the Millenium Trilogy, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest hits theaters this weekend, so bone up on the plot by checking out the previous flick, The Girl Who Played with Fire, which is coincidentally on DVD today. Noomi Rapace returns as bisexual hacker chick Lisbeth Salander, and when she goes nude and lez-crazy with Yasmine Garbi, you'll be The Guy Who Played with Himself.

Sex and the City 2
At first glance, it appeared that the cougary cuties of Sex and the City 2 kept their pink parts hidden underneath their designer frocks, but now that the movie's on Blu-Ray today, our Skin Lab techs have determined that Brit-born blond Kim Cattrall slips right nip when she gets banged by a guy. Nice Sa-MAM-tha!

Lake Placid 3
In Lake Placid 3, a killer crocodile has a taste for flesh. Lucky for us, the flesh takes the form of nubile horror babes stripping down and parading around in the raw. Angelic Angelica Penn flashes her natural knocks, Kacey Barnfield dips her T&A in the titular lake, and Roxanne Pallett gets her pants--and everything else--scared off, baring every B on her bod. This isn't scary... it's bare-y and hairy!

Tropic of Cancer
Upon its initial pubic-ation in 1934, Henry Miller's controversial novel Tropic of Cancer thrilled with its descriptions of explicit sex acts. The 1970 movie adaptation didn't disappoint, upholding Miller's porny vision with a young and tasty little Ellen Burstyn burstin' out of her clothes. Tropic of Cancer's a page turner, but Ellen's bush is a head-turner.

Maniac


Slasher classic Maniac (1980) has enough blood, guts, and gore to have gotten in an X rating. Thanks to perky costar Abigail Clayton, there's some XXX with the X. She eventually falls prey to the killer, but she looks like a thriller sliding her boobs, ass, and maniacal muff puff into a tub. Bloody hot.

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This week's lesson in Skinstory includes Lindsay Lohan coming out as a lady-loving bisexual, Paris Hilton helping the women of the world smell sexier, Marisa Ryan of the sitcom Major Dad growing up naked and girl-girl loving it, Linda Lovelace landing on everyone’s lips upon the debut of Deep Throat, scream queen Linnea Quigley making it so Santa Claus isn’t the only one coming in Silent Night, Deadly Night, and Zora Kerova adding hot flesh to all the blood in the grindhouse great Cannibal Ferox.

Among its many repulsive and/or revolutionary revelations, the classic splatter blow-out Pieces (1982) proved (as its ads touted) that “you don’t have to go to Texas for a chainsaw massacre.”

Now the heroic exploitation-movie archeologists at Grindhouse Releasing bring that very same chainsaw massacre right to you via a new, gloriously realized two-disc special edition Pieces DVD.

Meanwhile, at a midnight showing quite possibly near you (with more on the way), Repo! The Genetic Opera (2007) is packing screwed-up teenage asses into theater seats like no cult sensation in recent memory (or mammaries).

Repo’s got blood, it’s got guts, it's got body-fluid thrill freaks looking for a kick, and it’s got a Gothily tarted-up Paris Hilton.

McBeardo reports on the considerable sex appeal of all of the above after the jump. Just click on Paris Hilton's nipple.