Blog Posts about Fraternity Vacation

Spring has officially sprung, and you know what that means...SPRING BREAK!

Yes, that magical season of wet t-shirt contests, jell-o wrestling, and drunk coeds flashing their tits has come around once more. The only problem? Try as we might to get joggers to do Jaeger bombs with us along the shores of Lake Michigan, it's a sad fact that the nearest Spring Break destination is a thousand miles away.

But we don't believe in feeling sorry for ourselves here at Skin Central, so join us for the ultimate roundup of Spring Break babes in (and out of) their bikinis after the jump!

Don't get too excited- the chances of Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson or Selena Gomez losing their shirts for the upcoming Spring Breakers are slim to "Mila Kunis in your bedroom with a whipped cream bikini".

But the films' producers are throwing horny guys a bone- they reportedly recruited local strippers to provide "authenticity" (read: boobies) to the movie's beach party scenes.

Combine that with the legion of paparazzi hanging around the set hoping to catch a glimpse of Vanessa's panties (God bless 'em), and you get the well-documented topless bacchanal you see here. Body shots for everybody!

Take a double shot of topless pics with more from the set of Spring Breakers after the jump!

Still scrambling for a holiday gift for the skin fan in your life? Well, you can't do much better than these classic slices of '70s and '80s skinema, newly restored to their original nude glory and newly available on DVD.

Join us after the jump for Mr. Skin's top DVD re-releases of 2011!

Pack your bags and don't forget the lube, Skin fans, because we're going on a road trip this week on DVD and Blu-ray. First we stop on the breast coast for Season 4 of Californication, starring Addison Timlin's perfect pair, and, uh, some dude from The X-Files. Next we thumb a ride with the French skin flick Going Places, (1974), nude on Blu-ray, with a brief layover at Melanie Laurent's fabulous funbaguettes in Beginners (2011). Finally, all aboard for a fabulously nude Fraternity Vacation (1985), on a double DVD with those bad, bad Reform School Girls (1986).

Non-nude but sexy, run away and join the circus with Reese Witherspoon in Water for Elephants (2011), new on DVD and Blu-ray.

The snow is starting to melt here at Skin Central, and our jeans are jumping with excitement, because with the coming of spring comes one of the breast times of the year- SPRING BREAK! Yes, that magical week of drunken coeds in bikinis and jugulous wet t-shirt contests is right around the corner. To prime your peter for the coming boobquake, sample of some of Mr. Skin’s favorite Spring Break flicks after the jump!

Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth.

Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 15: Barbara Crampton

Before the cult horror classic Re-Animator, buxom blonde Barbara Crampton was a soap opera starlet who finally busted out bare on the big screen in Brian DePalma’s kink-fest, Body Double.

But it was as the Dean's daughter in Re-Animator -- in which her extended, utterly indelible nude scene redefines the literal concept of getting head -- that Barbara forever solidified her status as a Scream Queen Supreme.

That same year, Barbara peeled down in the teen sex comedy favorite Fraternity Vacation and, from there, she became one of the mid-’80s most awesomely unclothed figures in whacked-out cinema.

Barbara nakedly re-teamed with the makers of Re-Animator for From Beyond and Castle Freak, and went topless in the gorily lovable Chopping Mall.

The screams we salute you with, Barbara Crampton, are of ecstasy. Provided by you.