...Six pairs of pom-poms!

(Kaki Hunter and naked cheerleader friends, Porky's (1982)

Finish the countdown after the jump!

...But she was pretty embarrassed about it, ok?

Now that we've got your attention, we regret to inform you that Lake isn't actually talking about an orgy she attended. She's talking about her experience filming the orgy scene from A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy, the upcoming comedy which Lake describes as “a cross between The Big Chill and Porky’s.” Lake is featured on the cover of this month's Maxim, where she talks about her undying love for Guns n' Roses (She attended her 30th birthday party dressed like Stephanie Seymour from the November Rain video) and, of course, the titular orgy:

It was so embarrassing...We filmed the orgy scene at the end of the shoot, so by that point we were all, like, best buddies. Then all of a sudden we have to be in pasties and nude c***socks. I would be lying if I said there wasn’t any alcohol involved.

Lake, judging by your skintoxicating panty shot in the trailer (new for members on Mr. Skin!), you've got absolutely nothing to be embarrassed about.

Go jump in a Lake with soaking-wet swimsuit pics of Lake Bell after the jump!

1982 was the year Valley Girl, like, exploded from a SoCal dialect into an international cultural phenomenon thanks to Frank Zappa, and it was totally the year Michael Jackson sold about 18 gazillion copies of Thriller, but Mr. Skin fondly remembers it as the Year of the Teen Sex Comedy: Porky's, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and The Last American Virgin, all immortal classics of this most skinful of all genres, were all released in 1982.

Join us after the jump for, like, more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1982! Bitchin'!

Q&A on T&A with the Screenwriters of The Last Exorcism and The Virginity Hit
by Mike McPadden

Writing partners and independent filmmakers Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland may seem as unlikely a team as has ever scored mainstream Hollywood success but, remarkably, audiences are enjoying two of their high-profile films on a big screen near you—right this minute!

The team’s relentlessly unnerving, Eli Roth-produced The Last Exorcism (2010) opened in first place at the box office recently and this weekend brings The Virginity Hit (2010), a one-of-a-kind teen sex comedy produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.

What makes the Botko-Gurland conquest of the suburban Cineplex so surprising, however, is the dark, dangerous and even deranged milieus from which both emerged.

Botko scandalized film festivals worldwide throughout the late 1990s with his “dessert-umentary” series.

Bearing straight-ahead titles such as Fruitcake, Baked Alaska, Cheesecake, and Graham Cracker Cream Pie, each film depicts Botko unspeakably defiling various confections and then serving them to his despised family members.

Gurland founded the New York Underground Film Festival, produced the Al Goldstein/Screw magazine documentary Screwed (1996), and, along with Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover), created Frathouse (1998), an up-close look at savage hazing rituals for HBO that never aired due to legal concerns (Gurland is proud that the movie is available now only through outlaw resources).

Together, Botko and Gurland made the barbarically vicious short comedies Julie, Broken Condom and (Mr. Skin's favorite) Gramaglia, before writing and directing the terrifically uncomfortable feature Mail Order Wife (2004).

Botko and Gurland talked to Mr. Skin about sex, nudity, horror, comedy and what happens next.

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MR. SKIN: What was the first movie nude scene you remember seeing?

HUCK BOTKO: Some movie on HBO when I was in second grade. No idea what it was but there was full frontal and I remember overhearing another kid at school the next day who had seen the same movie telling everyone how you could see this woman's bush - but he would just call it her "front" because the crude adjectives hadn't entered our vocabulary yet.

ANDREW GURLAND: My dad likes to get to movies early and watch whatever else is playing at the theater until his movie starts.

When I was six, we walked into a scene that featured a guy with a ’70s mustache wearing jeans and no shirt painting a den with his girlfriend who was also wearing jeans with no shirt.

It freaked me out but is still an erotic image I hold on to. I also remember the Belushi peeping tom scene from Animal House as one of my first.

Click "MORE" to read the full Skinterview.

Welcome back to Castle Rackula for the third and final installment of my Horny Holiday Horrors series. This will be my last post of the year as I am preparing for my annual Holiday Trip to a secret island in the Caspian Sea where I join a few of my powerful Hollywood friends to hunt the most dangerous game: human beings we found on Craigslist.

But without further ado, I bring you three more Christmas-themed slasher movies with nudity.

Read more after the bite.

Phoebe Cates’s other great ’80s teen sex comedy also

features Saw babe Betsy Russell, scream queen Brinke Stevens, and loads of sexy surprises.

If summertime 1982 served as cherry-popping Ground Zero for the decade’s teen sex comedy phenomenon—and seeing as it contained the premieres of Porky's, The Last American Virgin, and Fast Times at Ridgemont High, it did—then the subsequent swelter season’s Private School (1983) was the first direct fallout. And what a gloriously radiant after-effect it is.

To be sure, a spate of raunchy teen farces did rush into theaters during the ’82-’83 school year—among them: The Beach Girls, Homework, Joysticks, Losin’ It, Goin’ All the Way, My Tutor, Pink Motel, Spring Break, (the mighty) Screwballs, and (the also mighty) Zapped!

But Private School represented Hollywood’s first full-scale attempt to concoct an all-out teen sex comedy blockbuster, calculatedly combining familiar genre tropes (nerds, jocks, nudity-producing pranks, cross-dressing one’s way into the girls’ shower room, etc.), and then adding Phoebe Cates—the naked girl from Fast Times—up on top like a beautiful, brown-nippled bow.