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Happy Skindependence Day, everybody! As American celebrate with beer, brats and big blockbuster movies this July 4, Skin Central's got a different type of Triple-B bonanza that'll make you swell with perv-triotic pride. So join us as we count down a diverse list of beautiful ladies that all have one thing in common-they were born on the 4th of July!

Blow out the candles with these red, white and babes after the jump!

Father of the Millenium Michael Lohan Pooh-Pooh’s Lindsay and Sam’s Rumored Nipple-to-Nipple Nuptials

According to gossip blog I’m Not Obsessed, celebrity-by-parasitic-association Michael Lohan states that he would not be down with a muff-diving marriage between his daughter Lindsay Lohan and her potential groom-with-a-gash, Samantha Ronson.

Is it even remotely possible that he hasn’t already pitched the Sapphic ceremony as a reality series?

Read Michael Lohan’s full quote, and see a lesbian sex clip that’s powerfully evocative of Lindsay and Sam making rub-a-dub in a tub, right after the jump.