Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Vacation
They've brought you heaping helpings of holiday cheer, but now these XXXmas vixens are here to give you a whole 'nother type of warm and fuzzy feeling...in your pants.
So after the presents have been opened and the roast (or ham, we're not here to judge) has been carved, cuddle up to some succulent sweater kittens from these Christmas movie moms!
More after the jump!
Supermodel supreme Christie Brinkley experienced a topless time warp recently when she recreated her famous skinny dipping scene from National Lampoon's Vacation (1983). As fantasy lust object the Girl in the Ferrari, Christie led Chevy Chase on a nighttime skinny dip that saw Christie dipping her toe in the nudity pool. However, Christie failed to dip anything else, leaving Mr. Skin out in the cold.
So it's a nude twist of fate that Christie's retro recreation for an upcoming TV commercial was an Arctic affair. On one of the coldest nights on record in Los Angeles, she went for a dip in freezing cold water:
"I'm down in the pool in nothing but a G-string... My lips would freeze, so they would have to get me out the pool to put me in a bathtub to thaw me out. I had to, like, go up the pool ladder with nothing much on."
The interviewer fails to ask Christie which lips she's referring to, which Mr. Skin considers unforgivable. Either way, we'll lend you some body heat any time, Christie!
Popular culture of 1979 was post-hippie, but not quite yuppie; post-disco, but not quite New Wave; and post-Star-Wars, but not quite completely infantilized by Steven Spielberg.
At local theaters (which were not quite all multiplexes—yet), Hollywood continued to present movies for adults: mature stories for grown-up people featuring adult themes, adult story lines, and that most quintessentially adult artistic flourish—nudity.
With home video still a few years in the future, grindhouses and drive-ins surged toward a crescendo, showcasing an explosion of exploitation that was also patently adult but not, to be sure, mature.
Let’s look now at some of our favorite nude scenes from 1979—eleven, in total, in honor of the rating Dudley Moore actually awards to Bo Derek in the movie 10.
By Frank GaydauMy colleagues in the rag trade used to say to me, "You don't know dick." But if there was one thing that I did know it was dick - big dicks, hard dicks, slimy spent dicks. I couldn't get enough. One in the hand, two in my mouth, three up my ass - I was a connoisseur of cock. Working in the fashion industry kept me balls-deep with likeminded studs. But then something happened. All that exposure to the radiant sexiness of supermodels sent my meat-seeking missile on a collision course with the sweet, pink, sugar walls of vaginal intercourse. I boldly went where no homosexual had gone before, straight sex.