Highbrow meets lowbrow this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First we stop by the art house, where Michelle Williams shines (and her buxom body double strips) in My Week with Marilyn (2011) and a full-frontal Kirsten Dunst mopes in Melancholia (2011). Then it's off to the frat house, where you can feast your eyes on Shannon Elizabeth, Lisa Arturo, Denise Faye, and more as the first three American Pie movies hit Blu-ray.
Plus, British beauties go bare in Killer's Moon (1978) and Virgin Witch (1971), part of Redemption's Euro-sleaze series on DVD and Blu-ray.
More after the jump!
Coming in at #4 in our Mamorial day countdown of the best breasts of 2011 is Kirsten Dunst. She’s been acting in movies since she was a wee little one, but Spider-Man’s ladylove has kept her fronts and cunst tightly under wraps- until recently. It was a great thing when she did her first-ever nude scene in the thriller All Good Things (2010), and now Kirsten’s baring butt, bush and big natural boobs in the gloomy arthouse flick Melancholia. Melancholia, for which she won best actress at Cannes, hasn’t made it stateside yet, but Kirsten’s at her nudest ever, baring full frontal in the trailer alone. Nice Cannes, Kirsten!
More arthouse anatomy from Kirsten Dunst after the jump!
Last week on the Mr. Skin blog we posted the trailer for the new arthouse mope-fest Melancholia, directed by Antichrist's Lars Von Trier. At the time we weren't sure if a faraway woman lying nude on a rock was the film's star, Kirsten Dunst, a body double, or another character entirely. Well, Mr. Skin's crack team of nippleologists have skinspected the footage, and they're saying that's definitely Kirsten displaying FFN in that shot. Let's indulge in a quick round of com-bare and contr-ass, shall we?
The shot in the trailer:
The same shot, zoomed in:
Those certainly look like Kirsten's high cheekbones and full funbags to us! What do you think?
Kirsten's career has taken a skinteresting trajectory recently; though she's been acting in films since she was a child, she only started doing nude scenes last year, at age 28. She appeared topless in All Good Things (2010), and now we've (probably) got Ms. Dunst's cunst free from its lingerie cage. Must be all of that, how you say, European influence.
Danish aerophobe Lars Von Trier may be an insufferable jerk who hates everyone, especially his critics (and oh, do they hate him right back), but damned if his movies aren't chock full of nudity. The trailer for Von Trier's new movie, Melancholia, has been released and it looks very, very promising for fans of Kirsten Dunst, who was recently skinitiated into the world of nude acting with her topless scene in All Good Things.
Melancholia stars Dunst as a reluctant bride celebrating her marriage at the home of her sister (Charlotte Gainsbourg). Threatening the happy day is a mysterious red star, which is rapidly headed towards the earth. Melancholia is being billed as a "psychological disaster movie," and is being released in the UK on July 1. (The film has been picked up for distribution in the US, but doesn't have a firm release date yet.)
If the trailer is any skindication, Melancholia won't leave you blue on the nudity front. 1 minute and 14 seconds in, we get a faraway flash of full frontal nudity; we're not sure if it's Kirsten's keyster, but it certainly is a fully nude blonde woman! Then at 1 minute, 39 seconds, we get a pendulous side boob that is most certainly Kristen's as she bends nude over a bathtub. And this is just the trailer!
Our crack team of nippleologists is analyzing the footage for hints of Kirsten's sweater kittens, so stay tuned on MrSkin.com's Kirsten Dunst page!
This week on DVD, we’ve got gangster moll muff from Susan Blakely in Capone, the non-nude but much-hyped Sapphic seduction of Natalie Portman by Mila Kunis in Black Swan, the Francophone funbags of Ludivine Sagnier in Mesrine: Public Enemy #1, and Kirsten Dunst’s topless debut, which are All Good Things.
More after the jump!
Black Swan Friday is here! At long last, we finally get to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman get down with a hungry lesbian ballerina makeout session on the big screen. Want more nudity? How does Kirsten Dunst topless for the first time hit you?
All Good Things
All Good Things has two nude things, and they're attached to Kirsten Dunst's chest. In the long-delayed, long skinticipated thriller, the sublime Ms. Kiki doffs her shirt and shows off her deliciously hefty hoots for the very first time on film. Sure, we've seen some side boob from Dunst in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and some crackage in Marie Antoinette, but this is the first real, clear, head-on view of the perky blonde's perky boobs. All Good Things will give you one wood thing.
Black Swan
Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are dueling ballerinas in Black Swan, but this is no fluff flick for pre-teen girls. Instead, it's the story of a cutthroat rivalry between Kunis and Portman that culminates in the pair engaging in intense lesbian hate sex. Unfor-skin-ately, they don't take off their tutus, but Black Swan is still well worth the price of admission to see Natalie masturbating and Mila going down between her legs. These kinky ballerinas are a sight for your balls-and-wiena!
The Warrior's Way
The amazing Kate Bosworth has been sadly MIA from the big screen lately, but the Blue Crush star is back tonight with the fantasy Western The Warrior's Way. Kate doesn't pull out her six shooters here, but if you want your boobsworth of Bosworth, you can see some blurry breastage in The Rules of Attraction. It Rules!
It's a monu-mam-tal day for fans of pixie-blond Kirsten Dunst, since her new(d) movie All Good Things opens today, featuring the first real, clear nude scene from the Crazy/Beautiful babe.
Or IS it her first nude scene?
In a new interview with Vanity Fair, Kiki admits that the butt we saw in Marie Antoinette isn't, as previously thought, a body double!
"I was naked in Marie Antoinette, but that was just from behind," she says.
Furthermore, Dunst and her cute bunst says that All Good Things is just the beginning for All Nude Things, and she'll grin and bare it once again in her next film, which is directed by noted skin-meister Lars von Trier (Antichrist, Manderlay, Breaking the Waves).
"After this, I also have a nude scene in Melancholia. So they’ll get used to seeing me naked. Trust me, they’ll be over it by the next film."
Trust Mr. Skin, Kristen: we'll never be over it.
The holidays are upon us, the year is drawing to a close, and it's time to celebrate something you can't hang on a Christmas tree or enjoy smothered in gravy: boobs.
OK, so maybe you can enjoy them smothered in gravy.
While politicians talk about "dark times", time couldn't be brighter for T&A on TV and in movies. 2010 saw a record amount of flesh on American television shows, nudecomers hungry for fame and flashed funbags, and established yet skingy superstars getting nude for the very first time. Now that's progress!
Looking back on the year, we had continued casabas in skin-friendly shows like True Blood, Hung, and Weeds. We had brand new boob tube offerings overflowing with flesh like Look, Spartacus, and Boardwalk Empire.
We had shaved beaver in three dimensions thanks to Kelly Brook and Riley Steele in Piranha 3D, we had a double shot of stellar nudity and lesbianism from Julianne Moore in Chloe and The Kids Are All Right, and Christina Ricci made for a very hot corpse in After.Life.
And let's not forget the nude debuts of Jessica Alba and Kirsten Dunst, in The Killer Inside Me and All Good Things, respectively. These are two A-listers with long, established careers who have thus far refused to give up the goodies... and yet in 2010, they threw caution to the wind and threw off their clothes. For the sake of art.
This was also the year of the celebrity sex tape, with Karissa Shannon, Montana Fishburne, and Kendra Wilkinson all releasing hardcore home hump flicks.
Stay tuned for our 2010 best-of lists in the coming weeks, all culminating in Mr. Skin's Anatomy Awards. In the meantime, drop us a comment and let us know your favorite nudes of 2010.
