Upfront Week continues in Los Angeles, where the remaining "Big Three" networks have unveiled their slates for Fall 2012-2013.

Top-rated CBS is (unsurprisingly) keeping things largely the same going in to 2013, moving ratings juggernaut Two and a Half Men to follow its other ratings juggernaut, The Big Bang Theory, on Thursday nights. Also continuing in a new time slot is 2 Broke Girls, which has been moved to Mondays at 9/ 8c but renewed for a new season, good news for anyone interested in gazing at Kat Dennings' big, uhm, eyes.

But over at NBC, currently hanging on by its fingernails to its third place slot, bolder changes are happening. The network canceled Are You There Chelsea, Harry's Law, and a few more shows we had never even heard of. (Safe -for now- is the low-rated but critically acclaimed Thursday night comedy block of Community, Parks and Recreation, and 30 Rock, all picked up for one more season.) Also returning next year is the much-derided Whitney, whose creator Whitney Cummings is, love her or hate her, going strong on the boob tube right now.

Both networks are currently preparing a slew of new shows, and while they're not doubling up on skin vets like rival network ABC, there are some SKINteresting stars in the mix.

More after the jump!

They show tits on primetime TV in Denmark, so when the Danes want to make an outrageously offensive comedy, they've really got to go for the jugular (or the brown eye, as the case may be).

As we reported in our Fantastic Fest coverage last fall, Klown: The Movie makes The Hangover look like a Disney flick, and it's much funnier to boot. Drafthouse Films is bringing Klown to America this summer, so before the planned Danny McBride remake, check out this raunchy red-band trailer featuring one of the most awkward threesome scenes in cinema history.

Step up your game, Todd Phillips. The Danes have arrived.

Good news about the British royal wedding- it's finally over! Whether you barely noticed the whole thing was happening or you're feeling sleep deprived after that forced 5am wake-up call, we can all agree that the fairy-tale nuptials of Kate Middleton and Prince William were guy kryptonite at its worst. To cleanse your palate, Mr. Skin offers this rubdown of blushing brides wearing little but a veil and a smile.

More matrimonial mammaries after the jump!

March is a big month for partying- first Mardi Gras, then Spring Break, then St. Patrick's Day- and we've got a wicked hangover here at Skin Central. After waking up in a banana costume in the dumpster behind a Korean grocery store, the situation can be dire: Nausea. Dry mouth. Splitting headache. Uncontrollable vomiting. A sudden commitment to the sober lifestyle. We know how it is.

Well, Mr. Skin's got the cure for what ails ya- a heaping helping of hangover hooters! Check out some of our favorite post-party poontangs after the jump!

This weekend's major releases, the sword-and-sandal flick The Eagle and the Adam Sandler-Jennifer Aniston romantic comedy Just Go with It are disappointingly skimpy on the skin.

But limited-release indie comedy Cedar Rapids gives us a flash of flesh from Anne Heche. Yeche!

Just Go with It

Opening in theaters this weekend, Adam Sandler is a guy who convinces Jennifer Aniston to pretend to be his ex-wife so he can pick up Brooklyn Decker in Just Go with It. Other babes in the cast include a bikini-clad Nicole Kidman and reality TV star Heidi Montag. But the closest thing to skin is a peek at a butt crack that may or may not be Brooklyn's at he 57-minute mark. Come on girls, just go with tit!

The Eagle

Also in theaters, Channing Tatum stars in The Eagle, the story of the Roman army's legendary Ninth Legion, which disappeared forever in Scotland in 140 AD. And if you think they're hard to find, try finding a boob in this Roman helmet party of a movie! If you want to see some Roman rackage, why not stay home and check out Spartacus: Gods of the Arena on Starz this weekend? So far in this season, we've already seen Lucy Lawless go topless and lez out with a fully frontal Jaime Murray. The Eagle has landed… in my pants!

Cedar Rapids

Nude on select screens this weekend, bisexual babe Anne Heche costars with The Hangover's Ed Helms in the indie comedy Cedar Rapids. Helms play a clueless insurance rep who hooks up with party girl Anne at his first big city sales convention. 44 minutes in, the pair get busted in a hot tube and Anne runs out topless, giving us a quick peef at her jiggly right side boob. Cedar Rapids? More like "See her rackage!"

No theater nudity this week? Depressing but true. Maybe that's why the Jessica Alba and Kat Dennings nudes were leaked today--to make up for the fact that new releases are woefully short on skin.

Due Date
Due Date is a bromance starring Robert Downey, Jr. and Zach Galifianakis, directed by Hangover and Road Trip helmster Todd Phillips. Unfortunately, Mr. Phillips drops the skin ball here, but gorgeous costar Michelle Monaghan has been nude in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), co-skin-cidentally also with Downey, Jr. Monaghan shows us her mono-mams twice, and you'll want to kiss kiss those boobs boobs.

For Colored Girls
Based on the '70s play, For Colored Girls is a Tyler Perry-directed drama with a cocoa-licious cast that's hotter than fire. To see some of the sultry stars nude elsewhere, have a gander at the glanders of Thandie Newton in Beloved, Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland, and Janet Jackson's skinfamous Super Bowl superboob bust-out. Color me skinpressed!

Fair Game
Butter-blonde Down Under dish Naomi Watts stars as outed spy Valerie Plame in Fair Game. Naomi truly is the fairest of them all, but when it comes to nudity, this Game is no fun. Luckily, Ms. Watts lights up the screen nakedly in an amazing total of 7 movies, including Ellie Parker, 21 Grams, and the lesborific Mulholland Dr. Watts up? You are.

Q&A on T&A with the Screenwriters of The Last Exorcism and The Virginity Hit
by Mike McPadden

Writing partners and independent filmmakers Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland may seem as unlikely a team as has ever scored mainstream Hollywood success but, remarkably, audiences are enjoying two of their high-profile films on a big screen near you—right this minute!

The team’s relentlessly unnerving, Eli Roth-produced The Last Exorcism (2010) opened in first place at the box office recently and this weekend brings The Virginity Hit (2010), a one-of-a-kind teen sex comedy produced by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay.

What makes the Botko-Gurland conquest of the suburban Cineplex so surprising, however, is the dark, dangerous and even deranged milieus from which both emerged.

Botko scandalized film festivals worldwide throughout the late 1990s with his “dessert-umentary” series.

Bearing straight-ahead titles such as Fruitcake, Baked Alaska, Cheesecake, and Graham Cracker Cream Pie, each film depicts Botko unspeakably defiling various confections and then serving them to his despised family members.

Gurland founded the New York Underground Film Festival, produced the Al Goldstein/Screw magazine documentary Screwed (1996), and, along with Todd Phillips (Old School, The Hangover), created Frathouse (1998), an up-close look at savage hazing rituals for HBO that never aired due to legal concerns (Gurland is proud that the movie is available now only through outlaw resources).

Together, Botko and Gurland made the barbarically vicious short comedies Julie, Broken Condom and (Mr. Skin's favorite) Gramaglia, before writing and directing the terrifically uncomfortable feature Mail Order Wife (2004).

Botko and Gurland talked to Mr. Skin about sex, nudity, horror, comedy and what happens next.

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MR. SKIN: What was the first movie nude scene you remember seeing?

HUCK BOTKO: Some movie on HBO when I was in second grade. No idea what it was but there was full frontal and I remember overhearing another kid at school the next day who had seen the same movie telling everyone how you could see this woman's bush - but he would just call it her "front" because the crude adjectives hadn't entered our vocabulary yet.

ANDREW GURLAND: My dad likes to get to movies early and watch whatever else is playing at the theater until his movie starts.

When I was six, we walked into a scene that featured a guy with a ’70s mustache wearing jeans and no shirt painting a den with his girlfriend who was also wearing jeans with no shirt.

It freaked me out but is still an erotic image I hold on to. I also remember the Belushi peeping tom scene from Animal House as one of my first.

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