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You'll be doing a kegstand in your pants this week as the Mr. Skin-approved comedy classic Animal House (1978) finally hits Blu-ray. We've also got a ass-tounding eyeful of Italian beauties Nela Lucic and Anna Jimskaia as Euro-erotica director (and confirmed ass man) Tinto Brass' Monamour (2005) gets the deluxe DVD treatment, and you'll be mangling your machete as the dairylicious doc Machete Maidens Unleashed slices its way onto DVD.

In other DVD and Blu-ray nudes, you'll be revving your engine when biker babe Kristin Herold flashes her headlights in Born to Ride (2011).

More after the jump!

In the 1970s and '80s, the place to be for making sleazy drive-in fare wasn't Hollywood back lots- it was the lush jungles of the Philippines. Drawn to the island nation by the plentiful, cheap labor and lack of safety standards, American B-movie producers ground out grindhouse pics by the hundreds set in women's prisons, cannibal camps, fascist dictatorships and jungle hellholes of all types, all slated for drive-in double features back in the USA.

Now the nude documentary Machete Maidens Unleashed! reveals the titillating true stories behind wild flicks like The Big Doll House, Black Mama White Mama, Cover Girl Models, Firecracker, and The Mad Doctor of Blood Island that lived by a different, but still pretty cool, type of three Bs- boobs, blood and beasts. The trailer alone features, at Skin Central's count, 7 pairs of boobs and one slab of supple seat meat to make you unleash your machete:



Machete Maidens Unleashed! swings onto DVD July 26, but you can immerse yourself in all the shower scenes, evil lesbian wardens, and naked mud wrestling RIGHT NOW with Mr. Skin's brand-spanking-new Brawling Broads & Women in Cages: '70s Drive-In Nudity from the Philippines playlist!

A former Miss Teen Illinois Contestant dishes the skinny on her fellow pageant hopefuls (and even winners!) who went on to peel down on the silver screen.