Blog Posts about Fairy Tales

To cast the female lead in Hansel and Gretel, an upcoming "dark action movie" based on the already pretty dark children's story of kidnapping and cannibalism, the producers sought out the hottest babes from all over the world, all of whom had done great nudity.

From France, they looked at Eva Green, who stripped in The Dreamers. From Sweden came Noomi Rapace, who nakedly lezzed out in both The Girl Who Played with Fire and Dasiy Diamond. From Germany there was Diane Kruger, whose T&A made her the perfect Helen of Troy. And from the UK they looked at Gemma Arterton, who finally got the role, maybe because they saw her naked partertons in The Disappearance of Alice Creed.

Based on the way they've been casting this movie Mr. Skin can only assume that the people behind Hansel and Gretel are looking to make some kind of skin-filled fantasy along the lines of Cinderella with blond B-movie babe Cheryl "Rainbeaux" Smith or Fairy Tales with naked scream queen Linnea Quigley.

But if that's the case, why not cast Eva, Noomi, and Diane as the three little pigs? Then Gemma can huff and puff and blow their clothes off.

Can you Hansel that?

A weekly look back at past celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Get the in-depth facts and figures on events that have happened throughout skintertainment history during the week of November 22nd through November 29th.

This week’s lesson in lusty cultural high points includes Britney Spears' nude crotch shot, Marisa Tomei taking home Mr. Skin’s highest honor for her nude scenes in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, The Hitchiker bringing reliable nudity to HBO, Spanish sexploitation maestro Jess Franco hitting the 100th movie mark with Euro beauties Lina Romay and Sabrina Siani, and a tribute to H.O.T.S. hottie Angela Aames.

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Throughout the Month of October, Count Down the Sexiest Nude Horror Movie Hotties of All Time!

Number 3: Linnea Quigley

Ask a horror fan to name a Scream Queen, and the first name that automatically comes up, without fail, is Linnea Quigley.

She came from Davenport, Iowa, and debuted nude in the wild mockumentary Auditions, followed by a stand-out turn as Sleeping Beauty in the not-for-kiddies softcore romp Fairy Tales.

After that, Linnea stripped for the fright flick Stone Cold Dead, and in 1981 alone she appeared in the buff in Don’t Go Near the Park, Graduation Day, and Psycho From Texas. From there, a Scream Queen Supreme was born … naked.

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One of the most popular softcore smashes of all time, Flesh Gordon rocketed into neighborhood theaters across the country on this date in 1974.

Upon touching down in local cinemas, the sexually explicit, cosmically comical Flesh Gordon ran continuously for more than a year.

It then became a reliable re-release and a smash in the fledgling days of home video, before living on as a midnight movie favorite--where Flesh continues to circulate (and titillate) today.

For more on innocent entertainment gone orgasmically orbital during the me(at) decade, launch your rocket after the jump.