Blog Posts about The Deep

You probably already know it's Shark Week- all week, Skin Central has been bombarded with Facebook updates from well-meaning internet friends reminding us that "IT'S MOTHAFUCKIN SHARK WEEK, BITCHES!" (that's an exact quote, by the way). And while cold-blooded killing machines are undoubtedly cool, Skin Central prefers warm-blooded sperm-killing machines like Susan Backlinie, who lost her shirt before losing a limb to the tit-ular great white in Jaws (1975).

We're chumming for cha-chas here at Skin Central, so join us after the jump for mouth-watering shark bait from The Deep, Shark Attack 3, Tintorera, and more!

It's a rare occasion when a clothed shot can measure up to a nude one in terms of titillation. Think Keri Russell in the sprinkler in 8 Days a Week (1997) and Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep (1977).

Joining this list of notable exceptions is newcomer Kristen Renton. We've seen her in a bikini on an episode of The O.C., and she did a stint on Days of Our Lives, but her most recent scene on the FX biker series Sons of Anarchy puts her at the forefront of the race for a "Best Thong" Anatomy Award.

As Ima, Kristen plays an eager groupie to the Anarchy gang, and this week, she succeeded in bedding one of the bikers. The morning after... well, just look at the picture!

There is a thong tucked somewhere between Kristen's exquisite, ultra-tight ass cheeks, but thanks to the angle and the goosebumps, she may as well be wearing nothing at all!

Have a look at Kristen's Anarchy ass here, and let us know in the comments: what's your favorite movie or TV thong shot of all time?

Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of July 7, 2009.

And the Winner of Three Free Days of Skin Is…

The Double Kosher, the Krispy Kreme, the King of Kickboxing, the one and bone-ly Kennebunkport Kid… Kopygaurd Kevin!

KK’s skin-spiring pun-filled piece of wordplay in his comment on the now skinfamous Top 10 Redheads with Large Racks on June 1, 2009 was worthy of the jokesmiths at Skin Central, which is a little unsettling for said jokesmiths.

Kevin overcame his blind rage at the improper placement on the list of not yet nude Christina Hendricks long enough to write:

I concur with Mr. [Christopher[ Kowalsky [Sr.]. Christina Hendricks should have definitely placed over the Lohan, she's definitely the #1 firecrotch in my book. They should remake "The Door In The Floor" with Hendricks replacing Mimi Rogers. I'd like to have a good long look at her atomic fireballs, burning bush, and hot cross buns. Now that would give me a red hot poker.

Kevin, you shame us.

Read some more contenders after the jump.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Rack the Vote!

Here's one issue both Mamocrats and Re-pubic-ans alike can come together regarding: deciding the hottest onscreen vixen of all time.

GQ mag is running a new poll that will decide the single most important issue facing Americans this November: Halle Berry or Julie Christie? Catherine Deneuve or Jessica Alba?

GQ's compiled a list of 25 searingly hot perv-formances by women on the silver screen like Ursula Andress in Dr. No and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation.

Click through the cut to read the entire list of screen scorchers!

Kevin Sorbo is best known to fans of sci-fi and fantasy for his roles on Andromeda, Xena: Warrior Princess, and of course, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Recently Kevin poked fun at his own image as a sword-and-sandals beefcake in the outrageous Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer comedy Meet the Spartans (2008). Kevin also devotes a lot of time to his new website www.worldfitforkids.org, dedicated to mentoring inner-city teens to use school, fitness, sports, and positive role models for themselves and then become the coaches and mentors for younger children. Kevin recently sat down with Maximilian Mueller to discuss his new movie, Hercules, and underwater wet t-shirts.