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Pounding your stake, expanding your telescope, sharpening your fang, clamping your test tube...whatever metaphor you want to use, we have one question for you, and one question only:

From our B-Cup Beauties division, Underworld's Kate Beckinsale Vs. The Big Bang Theory's Kaley Cuoco...who's hotter?

More after the jump!

Saving the Breast for Last

Now that the complete list of Maxim’s Hot 100 is online and in print, we can fill in a few gaps when it comes to who’s nude on MrSkin.com.

She came in number 26 here, but naked Angelina Jolie is regularly on the top of most lists of who’s hot in Hollywood. Her tits and ass have been on the screen more than any of the girls in the top ten and she’s done unbelievable nudity in movies like Mojave Moon, Wanted, and Gia, where she and Lost star Elizabeth Mitchell gave the world one of the finest lesbian scenes ever committed to film.

Number 28 Danneel Harris bared breasts and butt in a movie with the somewhat intimidating title of Ten Inch Hero.

Eva Mendes, who is ranked at number 24, has shown skin in Training Day, We Own the Night, and The Spirit. She also shocked US censors last year with her too-hot-for-TV nude commercial for Calvin Klein: Secret Obsession.

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Actress Admits to First Encountering the Primal Scene on the TV Screen

British babe Kate Beckinsale recalls the mortification she felt as a 10-year-old child when her mother, television star Judy Loe got naked on TV and gave the entire 60 million strong population of the United Kingdom a look at her naughty bits.

"The mortification of going to school! People said, 'I've seen your mother naked.' I literally had to beat up nine of them," recounts Kate.

Now that Kate’s own daughter Lily Mo is nearing the age when Kate saw her mom naked on television, the actress is foreswearing on-screen nudity.

Luckily for Beckinsale-admirer Kevin Sorbo and others like him, Kate has already got some pretty good skin scenes in the can (so to speak).

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English Eyeful Claims She's Gotten L.A.'ed

Randy Newman might love L.A., but Kate Beckinsale had no affection for the cinematic city when she first moved there to begin her career.

The caramel-maned Brit-biscuit recently told the Daily Express:

"I was very frightened of L.A. at first. I thought the first thing that would happen is they are going to file my teeth down, inflate my bosom and just be mean to me—and that's sort of what has happened."

Click through to the cut and check out a pic of Kate's kajoobies at the beginning of her life in Los Angeles and see exactly what she might be implying!

Kate Beckinsale, consistently voted one of the hottest women in the world whenever someone decides to make a list, has the mistaken impression that her ass looks fat. In her upcoming movie Whiteout, Kate has insisted that producers hire a $2000-a-day body double to show her seat meat in a shower scene, as reported in CelebNewsWire. This isn't the first time Kate has given us ersatz ass. In her 1995 film Haunted, audiences are tempted by the booty of another when a body double does Kate's nude scene in bed with a guy. But Ms. Beckinsale isn't always this shy- in Uncovered (1994) she uncovers her rackage repeatedly and in the 2006 action flick Underworld: Evolution, we get to see Kate's first-rate rear weight. Maybe Kate should take a peek at her pooper in this movie. If she sees what I see, she'll be wearing buttless chaps for the rest of her life.