Blog Posts about Californication

Upfront Week is taking place in Los Angeles this week as all the major networks (and some not-so-major ones) roll out the red carpet and present their lineups for the Fall 2012 season.

ABC recently lost their #1 spot in the ratings to CBS, a position they're hoping to retake this fall. The network renewed the sitcoms Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Happy Endings, and Suburgatory as well as the bikini-clad drama Revenge, and will continue to provide us with our weekly Sofia Vergara fix on Modern Family. Less lucky were the Ashley Judd drama Missing and the Christina Ricci drama Pan Am, which will now join the Charlie's Angels reboot in TV Heaven.

But the real exciting news for this fall comes in the form of new series starring some of Mr. Skin's favorites, like Addison Timlin, Autumn Reeser, and Hall-of-Famer Alyssa Milano.

More after the jump!

Today is officially Administrative Professionals' Day, so give your favorite office administrator a hug today (or not, depending on your company's sexual harassment policy).

This year's theme, according to their website, is "admins, the pulse of the office," so if you're nostalgic for the days when the lady at the front desk was called a "secretary," not an "office administrator" (or if you just saw it on Mad Men and thought it sounded cool), then get your pulse pumping with our Hottest Office Administratives playlist. Not only do these nasty note-takers take dictation, they also take...well, you know.

Plus, give yourself a raise with hot office spanking scenes from Californication and Secretary (2002) right here at MrSkin.com!

"Mommy porn" SKINsation Fifty Shades of Grey is currently hotter than a pat of butter melting onto Shannon Elizabeth's ass, and now cable network FX is looking to tie up the BDSM trend with its own spank-worthy series, Whipped.

Whipped will be based on the memoir I Was a Teenage Dominatrix by Shawna Kenney, who slapped, spanked, and fogged her way through college doling out punishment to some of the most powerful men in Washington (including members of Congress) after answering an ad in a local alt-weekly that promised: "Get Paid for Being a Bitch!"

No word yet on who will star in the series, though Californication co-executive producer Gina Fattore has been brought on to run the show. And while you're not going to get anything even close to the Sapphic sadism of Aria (2001, left) on basic cable, there ain't nothing against FCC regulations about leather corsets and latex bodysuits, which should be more than enough to give the fetish-minded gentleman a Fattore.

See sexy stars bound to please with our selection of BDSM-themed movies right here at MrSkin.com!

You can get down on your knees and ask God to show you Californication star Meagan Good naked, but now that she's engaged, your prayers will probably continue to go unanswered.

Meagan is one of the sexiest Black starlets working in Hollywood today, making her fiancee, entertainment executive DeVon Franklin, a very lucky man. But considering that DeVon moonlights as a preacher for the Seventh-Day Adventists, a strict Christian sect that doesn't eat pork or drink alcohol, this is a most unlucky turn of events for guys who want to see Ms. Good's great assets uncovered.

Will this preacher's wife lose her robe in one last rebellious act before the big day arrives? Only divine SKINtervention could make that happen, but we can still dream, right? And watch Video Girl (2011) over and over and over again. Now that's our idea of Heaven on earth.

See Good girl Meagan Good in all her God-given glory right here at MrSkin.com

Starz' new gangster series Magic City kicked off with the expected amount (that is, lots) of magic titties this weekend on the boob tube, making up for limp season finales for House of Lies, Californication and Spartacus and a weaker-than-expected season premiere for our Breast TV Series of 2011, Game of Thrones.

Luckily, Emmy Rossum also bared her highly lustable lactoids on the season finale of Shameless, making this week a twofer for TV nudity...and you know how we love a good pair!

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All of our nude-sual suspects were in full swing this weekend on the boob tube, with new nudity on Shameless, Californication, and Spartacus. And House of Lies? They're kind of like the Tara Reid of boob-tube nudity- they started off hot, but then something...just...went wrong.

But let us turn our minds to happier things, like the bodacious Brazilian (Ok, half-Brazilian, but better half-Brazilian than no Brazilian, right?) butt on Stephanie Fantauzzi. After a stupendous nude debut on Shameless last week, Stephanie returned to show her boobs and aforementioned butt getting a spray tan. And that tan line on her ass? Mamma mia! (Her other half's Italian.)

See more from this week's Californication and Spartacus after the jump!

Filling out the first round of our Whack-It Bracket, we've got two ladies who have no trouble filling out a bra:

Representing our Heavy Handfuls division, it's Eva Amurri Vs. Sofia Vergara!

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