Wed, Feb 25, 2009 @ 2:30pm
Today, Mr Skin relays his experience on WGN yesterday morning, and wraps up a truly stellar TV week from the boob tube: more topless
Not to be confused with the New York performance artist or the embattled Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader, Sarah Jones is the baby-faced blonde who stars in Lost creator J.J. Abrams' new series Alcatraz on FOX.
And while Sarah is hot enough to melt steel bars, unfortunately her awesome twosome has never been liberated from her shirt. Not even when she had the Huge Boobage Opportunity of co-starring on the HBO series Big Love, though she was kind enough to strip to her skivvies and give us a clue about the fleshy secrets contained within (left).
So forget the polar bear or the time-traveling convicts or whatever misleading mystery Abrams has cooked up this time. We have one question, and one question alone: What's under Sarah Jones' bra?
Go deeper with all of Sarah Jones' sexiest moments right here at MrSkin.com!
...and no, it's not a remake of Sleepaway Camp (1983). How's this for an odd news item: Chloe Sevigny in a role we hope she DOESN'T get naked for! Chloe, after ending a successful nude run as a sister wife on Big Love, is hopping the pond for a role as a transgendered assassin for the new British series Hit and Miss (Get it? HIT and MISS?) Chloe's character is a hot hit woman with a secret between her thighs, a secret which becomes difficult to keep when she finds out she's the father of several illegitimate children. Chloe's already very familiar with cock (see: The Brown Bunny), so this should be a cinch for her.
Hit and Miss was created by Paul Abbott, who created the original British incarnation of Shameless (The American version of which stars our beloved Emmy Rossum) for the the SKY TV satellite network, which is like the UK's HBO (They also carry Weeds and Game of Thrones). Paul and Chloe are both unafraid of onscreen nudity (to say the least), so there may be some anatomy in this thing...no word yet on whether Chloe's character is pre- or post-op,which would make ALL the difference as far as Skin Central is concerned.
Arthouse-icon-turned-mainstream-actress Chloë Sevigny has been pushing boundaries since her film debut in the controversial Kids.
Demonstrating her facility with both the pole and the hole, Chloë has lezzed out with Michelle Williams and Hilary Swank and swallowed the Italian sausage of Vincent Gallo in an explicit BJ scene in The Brown Bunny.
Now the Big Love star is getting nice and naked once again in the druggy biopic Mr. Nice.
In a pic newly added to MrSkin.com, Chloë gets showy with her boobs and butt riding her drug-smuggling husband.
It looks like she's asking for a full body cavity search!
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The first week of 2011 brings with a crop of DVD and Blu-ray releases ranging from TV box sets to reissues of cult classics on Blu-ray, to abog-budget Hollywood throwback movie that promised Lindsay Lohan but delivered a body double, Robert Rodriguez's rackatastic retro revenge flick Machete.
But we'll still tell you where all the skin is.
Machete
Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, T&A-listers Nude on DVD Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez star in Machete. Jessica and Michelle keep their good parts covered and Lindsay uses a body double for her topless threesome with Alicia Rachel Marek 55 minutes in. But in the next scene, we do get a partial look at Lindsay's lo-mams through her hair when she wakes up naked. And costar Mayra Leal picks us the slack with rack and crack, showing awesome T&A three minutes into the movie. But a body double, Lindsay? That's ma-shitty.
El Mariachi/Desperado
Also nude on DVD, the skinsational Salma Hayek stars in another Robert Rodriguez flick, Desperado, paired on a Blu-ray double feature with his previous film El Mariachi. If you're desperate-o to see dairybombs, fast forward to the one hour, eleven minute mark when Salma shows sacks and seat meat getting nailed by Antonio Banderas. That will have you beating your piñata, hombre!
And finally, it's season four of the skin-filled HBO polygamy drama Big Love. Compared to the first three, this season has less of the stuff that puts the big love in your pants, but episode 38 does give us a look at costar Amanda Seyfried's bare butt as she gets out of bed and slides on some boxers like a good Mormon wife. If only we could see her Salt Lake Titties.
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No one was more disappointed than the Skin Team when the season finale of Boardwalk Empire was completely non-nude. Even the episodes that didn't have any nudity from the main cast members still had the (skin)decency to throw in a couple of topless showgirls in the background or something.
But the finale? Nada nude-as! So since this coming Sunday marks the finale of Dexter, and thus, the finale of the fall cable shows, we're placing all our hopes on the Showtime serial killer show to deliver a death blow of epic skin before the holidays begin.
Unfortunately, after the departure of Julie Benz as Rita and Courtney Ford as Christine, Dexter's been in a bit of a skin slump this season. New series addition Julia Stiles has brought nothing but pokies, and Marissa Skell did flash funbags, but only for a split second.
Don't murder nudity, Dexter! Go out with a bloody, booby bang this Sunday. After all, it's a long, cold couple of weeks until the season premieres of Spartacus, Californication, Big Love, and Shameless.
We haven't expected much from Big Love this season, nudity wise. While season one brought us breasts from Chloë Sevigny and Rachel Avery, the two seasons since have been nearly skinless, with only a butt shot from Ginnifer Goodwin to keep us going. So last night's appearance by Amanda Seyfried's ass caught us off guard. We guess once you've had a taste of going boobs-out in the presence of Julianne Moore, it's hard to keep your clothes on, no matter the role.
Also heating up the small screen this weekend was Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Erin Cummings served up a second helping of breast meat, but the big story here is Lucy Lawless's nude debut. She showed right tit and tush in two separate scenes, and we hope this is just a taste of what the Xena babe has in store for the rest of the season. And with the show already being picked up for season two, it looks like we'll have plenty of chances to see Lucy Lawless nude in the years to come.
See Amanda Seyfried's ass and Lucy Lawless's right breast and butt on our TV page—completely FREE!
By the time this list goes live, the curtain will have fallen on the Golden Globes, and the winners will be sleeping peacefully, their statuettes at their sides.
But Mr. Skin doesn't need a trophy to tell him who the true winners are--the gorgeous actresses who were nominated, and their past nude scenes.
The 2010 Globe noms feature a staggering number of nudity-friendly celebs, including vampy vixen Anna Paquin and flame-maned sex bomb Julianne Moore.
In fact, with the sheer number of hot nominees, we even had to leave some majorly hot contenders (sorry, Helen Mirren! Sorry, Carey Mulligan!) off the list. Click "more" and toast these stunners!
Wed, Feb 25, 2009 @ 2:30pm
Today, Mr Skin relays his experience on WGN yesterday morning, and wraps up a truly stellar TV week from the boob tube: more topless
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