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Denise Richards' fake funbags have never really fooled anyone (especially Mr. Skin's crack team of nippleologists), but according to her new autobiography, her tits are even more complicated than we thought.
In her book The Real Girl Next Door, Denise comes clean about her cosmetic surgeries, revealing she first had breast augmentation surgery at age 19, before she even started modeling:
[My first augmentation] when I was 19, a doctor put in bigger implants than what I’d asked for. I was in such a hurry to get them that I didn’t research my doctor.
Skinterestingly, though Denise said they were too large the first time, she upgraded to an even larger D cup prior to her one and only nude movie role, 1998's Wild Things. Now, after a third dose of surgery, Denise says she is finally happy with her hooters:
This is the size I wanted them to look at 19. There is a long investment with breast implants.
They are not going to last a lifetime and things can go wrong. I’m happy with them now, but that could change.
Join us after the jump for a skintillating game of com-bare and contr-ass with Denise Richards' rack!
You'll be doing a kegstand in your pants this week as the Mr. Skin-approved comedy classic Animal House (1978) finally hits Blu-ray. We've also got a ass-tounding eyeful of Italian beauties Nela Lucic and Anna Jimskaia as Euro-erotica director (and confirmed ass man) Tinto Brass' Monamour (2005) gets the deluxe DVD treatment, and you'll be mangling your machete as the dairylicious doc Machete Maidens Unleashed slices its way onto DVD.
In other DVD and Blu-ray nudes, you'll be revving your engine when biker babe Kristin Herold flashes her headlights in Born to Ride (2011).
More after the jump!
Wonder if Martha Stewart Learned Anything in Prison.
Few patrons stop to wonder what the strippers on stage are fantasizing about as they fantasize about having sex with those strippers.
But recently, the New York Post turned its attention to that very question and quickly got to the bottom of it.
A poll of pole dancers yielded a list of sexy female celebrities whom the girls of famed gentleman’s club Scores would like to "join them on the pole."
Among the top 10 were never-nude Megan Fox, erstwhile lesbian Lindsay Lohan, and, somewhat surprisingly, Martha Stewart.
Their reasoning: "Maybe she learned a thing or two in prison?"
She did, but unfortunately it was how to break up a lesbian orgy!
Read more after the jump.
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It's Not that Complicated: We Want More Naked Denise Richards! And We Might Get It
The view of Denise Richards topless from the first season of her reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated might be a tasty teaser of what's coming up from the sexy star.
After the threat of being under the axe was lifted, the show was renewed for a second season, but cancellation looms over Denise, and she fears what would become of her career if this were to happen.
In fact, she's reportedly so terrified at the thought, that a friend says she's willing to do anything to revive her career. Anything aside from having actual sex on screen!
According to TMZ:
For Denise Richards, it's more than complicated –- it's desperate.
A "longtime pal" tells the Chicago Sun-Times Denise is very worried about what's to become of her if/when her reality show gets the axe. "She's willing to do just about anything and take any role that's not pure porn," says the pal.
W-O-W. Although we'd miss seeing Denise on the small screen once a week, we'd gladly sacrifice that in favor of checking her out in a Peach video. Or Wild Things 3: Wilder Things.
Monster's Ball Brings More Boobs on Blu-Ray
Until now, if you wanted to get all of Halle Berry's outstanding nudity in Monster's Ball, you had to scrounge up the European version of the movie—or become a member of Mr Skin, of course.
But November 4th marked two milestones in black history: the election of the first African-American president of the United States, and the first time that Americans could find Halle Berry's extended Monster's Ball nude scenes at their local video retailer.
The film was released on Blu-ray last Tuesday, and to Mr Skin's delight, the disc contains Halle's uncut, un-freaking-believable sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton. So even if you've watched your old copy of Monster's Ball hundreds of times, make sure you catch the new high-def pics and vids that are new today at MrSkin.com. See if you can spot the differences. It'll be like playing a grown up version of the picture comparison in Highlights magazine.
And check back tomorrow for Blu-ray pics and vids from Wild Things.
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