Blog Posts about Diary

Burlesque is third at the box office this week, but Christina Aguilera is on top.

Actually, make that topless.

Even though she has a penchant for the sexiest, cleavagiest, most revealing stage costumes in music, Ms. "Dirrty" has historically been pretty clean in the onscreen skin department, save for some nippage on MTV's Diary.

Today, however, some private photos of Christina trying on outfits--the term "outfits" being used very loosely, mind you, since she's wearing nothing but drapey chains and pasties that don't quite cover her areolas.

Concurrently, the pic above in making the rounds. Here at Mr. Skin, we long ago made the call the Xtina was sporting some big, bouncy fakies, this photo is bringing up new proof of her plastic pair--wags are noting the tell-tale scar across her underarm.

Check out the leaked Xtina photos after the cut, and let us know in the comments: do you think Christina's sporting naturals or phonies? And which Hollywood hottie do you think has the best fake breasts?

In the past 24 hours, it seems that all the hottest married babes in Hollywood have announced their imminent divorces or separations. Mr. Skin has the perv-fect cure for their relationship blues: how about getting nude, ladies?

Luckily, all three of these newly-single sex kittens have already stripped down on film!

Laura Dern's husband, singer Ben Harper, nailed the actress with divorce papers this week, but skin fans prefer seeing her getting nailed, period. Watch her in Rambling Rose (1990) to see the tall blonde's tall nips in all their glory, and in Wild at Heart (1990), she gets rammed every which way by Nicolas Cage, giving way to a boobs-and-pubes bone-anza. Dern it all, she's hot!

Sultry singer and all-around Dirrty girl Christina Aguilera and her music producer husband Jordan Bratman announced today that they've split. Christina's always been music to our eyes, treading that delicious thin line between naked and clothed in videos like Lady Marmalade and Not Myself Tonight, but she landed her career high note during filming for an MTV Diary episode when she posed topless and showed peeps of her pierced pink peaks. Xtina? More like XXXtina!

And our breast Friend, Courteney Cox, has separated from husband of 11 years David Arquette. David can still rest assured that he's the only person in the world who has two sisters (Patricia and Rosanna), a mom (Brenda Denaut), and now an ex-wife naked at Mr. Skin! The icy-eyed, raven-maned Courteney first bared boobage (and body double butt) in Blue Desert (1991), a flash of left nip in Commandments (1997), and quick nippage and crack on her short-lived show Dirt. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow could only dream of being this Dirt-y.

Hurts so good! It takes a very special and very sexy kind of lady to accept a sharp needle anywhere near her tenderest parts, so we salute women like Jaime King and Christina Aguilera for showing off their naughty piercings onscreen. After the cut, it's our Top 10 Piercings. Hey, gals, Mr. Skin has a little prick for you...

The Dirigible Dozen: Up, Up, and Away in (and out of) Their Bountiful Brassieres . . .

The Adventures of Balloon Boy all over the news this week got Mr. Skin thinking of some famous funbags that have been hyper-amplified to the point(s) that it’s a wonder how the women to which they’re attached don’t take flight.

While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural—as well as au naturel—the prevalence of plastic surgery in show business means that accepting augmented appendages is just another aspect of being a celebrity skin devotee.

So if you’re going to pump up the mams, starlets, why not expand those glands to the point of impossible exaggeration? The following enormously implanted ingenudes make two huge cases at a time that while Hollywood hills are great, towering Tinseltown Himalayas have their place as well.


1. CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Pre-Liftoff: After a shared stint as the 1990s Mousekateers on MMC, Christina competed with Britney Spears to become our preeminent pop tart of the turn (on) of the century. While Brit went into crack-up mode, Christina opted for a multi-cup increase up front, lending more credence to those who always maintained that, to begin with, she always had the more powerful lungs of the pair.

Upward, Ho!: Christina’s early music videos and Rolling Stone covers showcase a rail-thin chanteuse who could barely dent a training bra. Come the new millennium, Xtina astoundingly emerged as a triple-D diva.

Top(less) Gravity-Defying Moment: Diary (2002)
At the height of her sexified phase while pushing the album Stripped and its hit single “Dirrty”, Christina did, in fact, strip on this MTV documentary series. Strategically placed strands of hair covered her nipple rings—most of the time. Eagle-eyed tit technicians at the Mr. Skin Labs caught Christina’s historic flesh flash and have preserved it for posterity.

See the rest of the list after the jump.

First-Time Nude Scenes of Mr. Skin’s First 10 Years Hit a Hot High as Jessica Biel Peels and Reveals in Powder Blue

MrSkin.com celebrates its 10th Anniversary in 2009.

So let’s take a look back at the ingenudes who dared to bare for the first time in each year since we began fast-forwarding to the good parts.

2009
Jessica Biel Nude in Powder Blue

Jessica Biel, stripper? Yes, in the upcoming drama Powder Blue. But unlike Jessica Alba in Sin City and Lindsay Lohan in I Know Who Killed Me, does Jessica Biel actually strip nude in Powder Blue? The naked truth: fuck, yes!

(1:08) Jessica Biel puffs a cigarette, struts on-stage at a strip club, dances with wild sexual abandon, rips off her top to expose her nude boobs, and then douses her naked nipples with wax from a lit candle.

(1:24) We get another look at nude Jessica Biel’s large breasts as she does a dude in bed, followed by a fantastic shot of her famous bubble butt. Jessica Biel’s naked tits and ass are the celebrity nudity debut of the decade.

To see Mr Skin's next nine celebrity nudity debuts of the decade, join us after the jump.

Skintage Xtina Gets Lusty and Busty in the Buff!

Photographer David LaChapelle has made a name for himself with his eye-popping snaps of celebs against surreal, day-glo background. Today, the internet has unearthed an older shot of his depicting his favorite subjects, one of whom is Pamela Anderson. In her underwear.

And another is Christina Aguilera. NUDE.

Tucked away safely behind the jump is a close-up of Xtina naked. Click through and you will see exactly why she provides such divine (sk)inspiration to Mr. LaChapelle.

By Milka Magnesia

In ancient myths that span the globe, sirens were female creatures who summoned all sailors within earshot with songs so irresistible that the seamen could not help but veer off course to see the source of such impossibly beautiful music.

The joke was on them, then, when the sirens inevitably lured them to crashing deaths among the jagged rocks that the sinister songbirds called home.

Thousands of years later, rock chicks would pretty much fulfill the same role.

From Eisenhower-era sock hops to the inescapable hip-hop of today, rock chicks have looked good, sounded great, and seldom delivered when it came to celebrity skin. There have been a few flesh-baring exceptions.

And for those about to rock and show their racks, we salute you.