Go for the Burn! Grunt and Groan with Gwyneth

The Royal Tenenbaums are about be become Ripped Tendons n' Quads, and Shakespeare in Love will be Shakespeare in Boxing Gloves. Gorgeous golden goddess and Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow is about to release a brand new workout DVD.

According to Splash News:

Gwyneth Paltrow hopes to become the next Jane Fonda when she releases her own fitness DVD, it has been claimed. The Oscar-winning actress will share her tips for keeping in shape on the tape, sources say, as viewers follow her moves. An insider said:

"Her idea is to show, step by step, what she does every day to stay in shape. There won't be much fancy equipment involved either, because her workout is mostly yoga, some basic Pilates and flexibility and resistance training."

There won't be much resistance to an opportunity to ogle Gwyneth in tight, skimpy workout gear.

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