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Upfront Week is taking place in Los Angeles this week as all the major networks (and some not-so-major ones) roll out the red carpet and present their lineups for the Fall 2012 season.

ABC recently lost their #1 spot in the ratings to CBS, a position they're hoping to retake this fall. The network renewed the sitcoms Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, Happy Endings, and Suburgatory as well as the bikini-clad drama Revenge, and will continue to provide us with our weekly Sofia Vergara fix on Modern Family. Less lucky were the Ashley Judd drama Missing and the Christina Ricci drama Pan Am, which will now join the Charlie's Angels reboot in TV Heaven.

But the real exciting news for this fall comes in the form of new series starring some of Mr. Skin's favorites, like Addison Timlin, Autumn Reeser, and Hall-of-Famer Alyssa Milano.

More after the jump!

Violante Placido is Italian, but Mr. Skin calls her "The All-American". Why? Because she showed it all in The American (2010).

Originally assumed to be another skin-free George Clooney thriller a la Michael Clayton (2007), The American turned out to have some of the breast movie nude scenes of 2010, thanks to Irina Bjorklund and the aforementioned Ms. Placido, who gets doggy-banged by Mr. ER himself!

As the daughter of racktress Simonetta Stefanelli, Violante had quite the naked role model growing up, but audiences grew out as they looked up to Vio's completely nude form gracing theater screens.

We've got new clips from The American up at Mr. Skin today. Have a look here... these babes are so stunning, they even make Clooney look ugly.

Blast off to these heavenly bodies from today’s hit boob-tube fantasy series.

V, Lost, FlashForward, Heroes, Dollhouse, and all the various Stargate series make clear that today’s television is an extremely fertile atmosphere for cutting science fiction.

Of course, the best UFO stories always include hot T&A, so set your phasers to “stunned” as we salute a half-dozen of the hottest sci-fi starlets currently on the tube, along with where you can see each one nude.

Among the gorgeous intergalactic bedazzlers are Eliza Dushku nude, Elizabeth Mitchell nude, Morena Baccarin nude, Ali Larter nude, and more!

A weekly look back at celebrity nudity happenings of note from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.

Learn all about skincredible events that happened during the week of October 24 through November 1, including: Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith exits the field, Kim Kardashian butts into Playboy, Susan Dey lets her Partridge pair free in Looker, naked Heather Graham skates throughout Boogie Nights, and Larry Flynt hustles for the first time.

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October 25, 2002
Cheerleader-movie icon Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith dies.

After a string of remarkable exploitation films such as The Swinging Cheerleaders (1974), The Pom Pom Girls (1976), Massacre at Central High (1976), and The Incredible Melting Man (1977), Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith ruled as the most singularly beguiling starlet of the drive-in era.

Then, when Cheryl vanished in 1982, she became one of cinema’s most enigmatic figures, prompting fans to wonder for decades what became of their beloved Rainbeaux.

Tragically, news of Ms. Smith succumbing to liver disease hit just as Synapse Films began work on a special-edition DVD of one of her most sought-after titles, Lemora (1973).

Thanks to her legion of devotees, though, the legacy of Cheryl “Rainbeaux” Smith lives on. Rah-rah-raw, forevermore.

Read about the rest of this week's historical events after the cut.

Mother's Day is right around the corner, and I've got some MILFs to praise!

Perez Hilton Proves He Doesn’t Know a Vagina From a Hole in a Woman

Julianna Margulies, the exquisite brunette from ER and The Sopranos, had a hot seat next to Claire Danes at a New York fashion show last night.

Lucky cameras snapped the enticing sight of Julianna’s naked thighs pressed together in what might momentarily look to resemble the genitals of a vinyl sex toy (and we mean the blow-up kind, not the Real Doll).

Out-and-proud cock-and-balls enthusiast Perez Hilton fell for the croch-tical illusion and blathered about Julianna being an “attention whore” who was purposefully exposing her “vajayjay” (a word you will not read on this site without it being directly quoted from a male homosexual).

For a gander at the non-glandular, but still succulent, Julianna Margulies pic, join us after the jump.

We're counting down to the launching of our inseams, as the networks begin to unveil the vixens of the fall 2007 television schedule. We've already ogled the bountiful babes who'll be stretching out the small screen on CBS, ABC, and NBC. Now it's time to enjoy the fresh faces-and bods-that'll be busting out on the upstart networks.