Blog Posts about U Turn

As we wrap up Round 2 of our Whack-It Bracket, we've got two titans of tush facing off in our B-Cup Beauties division. Whose seat meat will reign supreme, Jessica Alba's amazing ass or the junk in Jennifer Lopez' trunk?

More after the jump!

Newly single superstar Jennifer Lopez, who divorced husband #3 Marc Anthony just last week, is announcing her availability to the world by taking on a duo of daring- and potentially nude- roles.

J-lo has kept her jugs safely inside her top since her boob-baring turn in U-Turn (1997), but now, 14 years later, she's set to play potential mother-to-be Holly in the movie adaptation of the popular pregnancy book What to Expect When You're Expecting. In the script, Holly bares her boobs for her husband (played by Rodrigo Santoro) to try to convince him to adopt a baby boy.

She's also signed on for a role in the crime movie Parker, and the script calls for Jennifer, as sexy real estate agent Leslie, to do a skintillating striptease for Jason Statham. Could this mean the long-anticipated movie debut of Jennifer's juicy $27 million caboose? Skin Central just hopes Jenny from the Block doesn't cock-block our nude hopes!

Fathers and daughters. It’s (excuse the expression) the mother of all incest taboos- while twincest (especially among Swedish bikini models) is considered harmless cheeky fun, and the enduring popularity of Kay Parker proves the power of the hot mom fantasy, the idea of a father and daughter getting it on still gives many people the creeps. When it happens in movies, Daddy’s usually the bad guy and his little girl’s messed up for life. Think of Chinatown: She’s my sister…she’s my daughter…she’s my sister AND my daughter!

But there are a few odd sexceptions…

Skincest surprises after the jump!

Even though it's a "family-friendly" show, American Idol has always delivered enough PG-rated sexiness to keep most guys interested--remember "Bikini Girl" and erstwhile judge Kara DioGuardi flashing her own crazy-tight bikini body in retaliation? Not to mention easy-on-the-thighs contestants like Katharine McPhee and Carrie Underwood.

Season 10 of AI is set to kick off January 11th, and the show's undergoing a complete overhaul. Unfortunately, juicy judge DioGuardi is gone, along with Simon Cowell and lezbionic lame duck Ellen DeGeneres, but wait until you hear who's taking over--Jennifer Lopez!

The badonadonk-butted Latina lovely was just announced as the show's newest judge, alongside Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and long-time Idoler Randy "Dawg" Jackson. Looking at J. Lo twice a week? That more than "just a'ight."

Now, DeGeneres has lost her title of The Only American Idol Judge to Do Nudity (check her out in If These Walls Could Talk 2), but surely she'll welcome a little friendly compe-TIT-ion from J. Lo, who's juiced her jigglers in Money Train and U-Turn.

It's time to rejoice--Simon Cowell doesn't have the biggest breasts on the AI panel any longer.

Amateur Porn Star Killer or APSK (Picture: 1 - 2) for short—is the latest deep-impact outrage from maverick-with-a-movie-camera Shane Ryan and his micro-budget powerhouse studio Alter Ego Cinema. Brutal, unflinching, and bombastically explicit, Amateur Porn Star Killer is a mock-documentary that recreates videotapes made by a psycho who preys on would-be sex starlets.