Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Blog Posts about Money Train
As we wrap up Round 2 of our Whack-It Bracket, we've got two titans of tush facing off in our B-Cup Beauties division. Whose seat meat will reign supreme, Jessica Alba's amazing ass or the junk in Jennifer Lopez' trunk?
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We always feature beautiful people here at Mr. Skin, but nude on Blu-Ray this week we've got People Magazine's Most Beautiful Woman, Jennifer Lopez, on the express train to nudity in Money Train (1995). Juicy J-Lo's got come competition, though, from skinternational supermodel Mini Anden, who bares her minis in The Mechanic (2011), and foxy Frenchwoman Lea Seydoux as the titular character in The Beautiful Person (2008), both nude on DVD.
Non-nude but still beautiful on DVD and Blu-Ray, we've got Natalie Portman as The Other Woman (2009), and Leighton Meester as a sexy but psychotic bunk buddy in The Roommate (2011).
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Even though it's a "family-friendly" show, American Idol has always delivered enough PG-rated sexiness to keep most guys interested--remember "Bikini Girl" and erstwhile judge Kara DioGuardi flashing her own crazy-tight bikini body in retaliation? Not to mention easy-on-the-thighs contestants like Katharine McPhee and Carrie Underwood.
Season 10 of AI is set to kick off January 11th, and the show's undergoing a complete overhaul. Unfortunately, juicy judge DioGuardi is gone, along with Simon Cowell and lezbionic lame duck Ellen DeGeneres, but wait until you hear who's taking over--Jennifer Lopez!
The badonadonk-butted Latina lovely was just announced as the show's newest judge, alongside Aerosmith's Steven Tyler and long-time Idoler Randy "Dawg" Jackson. Looking at J. Lo twice a week? That more than "just a'ight."
Now, DeGeneres has lost her title of The Only American Idol Judge to Do Nudity (check her out in If These Walls Could Talk 2), but surely she'll welcome a little friendly compe-TIT-ion from J. Lo, who's juiced her jigglers in Money Train and U-Turn.
It's time to rejoice--Simon Cowell doesn't have the biggest breasts on the AI panel any longer.
It seems that this week, DVD releases didn't want to go up against all the bare mams and clams of the mighty Piranha 3D. It may be a light week for home vid, but you'll still be clicking your remote for all the gorgeous babes new and new'd!
The Back-Up Plan
Jennifer Aniston's turkey-baster comedy, The Switch, is presently bombing at the box office. Maybe because audiences have already seen a similar premise in The Back-Up Plan (2010). We see a hint of underboob from lusty Latina star Jennifer Lopez here, but to really enjoy Jenny from the Block at her best, peep her pair in Money Train (1995). They're priceless!
The Sex Spirit
It's a spirit! And it loves sex! In the rare softcore classic The Sex Spirit (2009), a lusty ghost takes over the guests of a bed and breakfast. The always eye-opening Beverly Lynne of Bikini Chain Gang and Vinyl Dolls bares all as the sinful, skinful star enjoys getting possessed in more ways than one!
The Long Good Friday
In The Long Good Friday (1980), the awesome Bob Hoskins is a British gangster dodging bombs left and right as a rival prepares to take over his turf. Because Hoskins isn't exactly eye candy, the mysterious Pauline Melville shows up and bares boobs in one skincendiary scene. Friday won't be the only thing long and good.
Lost: The Complete Collection
Losties unite for Lost: The Complete Collection, one giant Blu-Ray release of every single season and every single episode on DVD. Prime time equals no nudity, but the beachy babes castaway their clothes and run around in barely-there undies and bikinis. For more of a Dharma Skinitiative, check out Elizabeth Mitchell (aka Juliet) as Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover in Gia, and massive-mammed Sonya Walger (aka Penny) unleashing her big bombers in Tell Me You Love Me. Others? No, udders!
Jenny from the Block Nixes Naked Footage
Hearts and other parts swelled last week when we caught wind of a story about J. Lo's former husband Ojani Noa threatening to release a Jennifer Lopez sex tape.
Apparently, the mini-film included (among other delights) shots of J. Lo's skinfamous booty being plopped down on a motorcycle seat, sans panties.
The idea of such an A-lister letting loose, unscripted, and getting nasty on video could have been the news of the year. Instead, the tape will likely never see the light of day.
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