Blog Posts about .45

We're deep into the second round of Mr. Skin's Whack-It Bracket, and we're proud to say we totally called it in our first-round predictions here at Skin Central.

(If you want to see the results of our first round of voting, go to our bracket page and move your mouse over each of our first-round match ups; as you pass over each pair, you'll see a percentage breakdown of the votes.)

So without further aboob, join us after the jump as we predict the winners of two hot contests: From our A-Cup All-Stars division, Mila Kunis Vs. Milla Jovovich, and from our Chesty C-Cups, Angelina Jolie Vs. Emmy Rossum.

More after the jump!

This week on DVD, Milla Jovovich goes back to her naked, naked ways in Stone, we get some virgin tit in The Virginity Hit, and a B-movie babe bares her B's in the Roger Corman Cult Classic Demon of Paradise.

Stone

Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, Milla Jovovich gives us our first confirmed sighting of her bare boobs since her skinterracial lesbian scene in the 2006 thriller .45 when she doffs her top in the Robert De Niro flick Stone. It all starts half an hour in, when we see Milla's cones as she talks on the phone and gives us a bone. Then at the 53-minute mark, Ms. Jovovich bares her niptastic knockerage in bed with De Niro. You'll turn to stone. In your pants.

The Virginity Hit

Also nude on DVD, The Virginity Hit is a new kind of teen sex comedy that looks at boob in the age of Youtube. Most of the skin in this movie is seen on a computer screen, like when Savannah Welch appears fully frontal on a screen 33 minutes in and then topless on a cell phone one minute later. Adult actress Sunny Leone even makes a strangely non-nude mameo appearance topless on as the favorite porn star of a teenager who's desperate to get laid. With Sunny? Aren't we all?

Up from the Depths/Demon of Paradise

Also nude on DVD, Roger Corman's terror-at-the-beach cult classics Up from the Depths and Demon of Paradise are packaged together in one double feature. But the real double feature comes in Demon of Paradise when B-movie babe Leslie Huntly gets nude as some sexy fish food. Demon of Paradise will have you dreamin’ a pair-a-boobs!

Supermodel, action star, and owner of G.N.A.T.s (the greatest nipples of all time) Milla Jovovich isn't one to shy away from brandishing her mini-bush in pictures and in movies like No Good Deed and .45.

Although we've seen Milla's muff in many incarnations; namely, trimmed and full, but our new Blu-ray find of actual vulva lippage in Resident Evil marks the first real labia definition we've seen from the Ukrainian eyeful!

This is just one of several groin-snappingly explosive new Blu-Ray discoveries made by our tireless Skin Labs team this week. Stay tuned, and click "more" to see Milla's mouthwatering meatflaps!

The high-profile Milla Jovovich movie of the moment may be Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010), but early reports indicate that the horror sequel will NOT make good on the mind-and-lap-blowing opportunity to showcase the mega-nippled supermodel's mouth-watering super-marbles in 3D.

Of course, if Milla Jovovich nude does turn up (and on) in 3D, you'll read official confirmation of (t)it at Mr. Skin first.

Until then, though, we can affirm that Milla's long, thick, magnificently sizable milk-spouts do ignite the screen twice in the upcoming Ed Norton-Robert De Niro thriller, Stone (2010).

Not to be confused with the 1974 Australian biker movie Stone, Skin Skouts report that the October 8, 2010 release showcases two-scenes of rock-hard evidence of why Mr. Skin refers to Milla Jovovich as G.N.A.Ts—which stands for Greatest Nipples of All Time.

Here’s the complete Milla Jovovich nudity report:

STONE (NUDITY)

(0:30) Milla Jovovich is on the phone calling Robert DeNiro’s house. She is pacing back and forth and she is topless giving us a nice look at her breasts just above the bottom of the frame. When she’s done with the phone she looks at herself in the mirror and then grabs her breasts.

(0:53) Milla Jovovich and Robert DeNiro have sex. We don’t see anything but her bare back during it. Then we cut to DeNiro getting dressed and Jovovich is laying over in bed next to him and we get another nice look at her breasts.

Until it's time to get Stoned, Mr. Skin members can stiffen up to Milla's supremely suckable naked nipples in 11 different films, including Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991), The Fifth Element (1997), and He Got Game (1998).

Members can also see Milla's muff in the original Resident Evil (2002) and .45 (2006), where she also goes lesbo in the shower.

No Good Deed (2002) provides all-points-nudity of Milla Jovovich boobs, butt and bush. Ironically, that's the very best deed, indeed. Check her—and hers—out now.

What’s Black and White and Nude All Over?

Fulfilling the promise it showed back in February with its fully nude lesbian photoshoot featuring Paz de la Huerta and Juliana Balestin, the cutting edge fashion magazine Purple is slowly proving to the fashion world how many more devotees it can attract if it just gets rid of all the clothes.

The latest celeb to bare it all in Purple is Ukrainian-born supermodel and actress Milla Jovovich, proud owner of G.N.A.T.s (Greatest Nipples of All Time).

And they’re on full display in this black-and-white post-natal spread, along with her unshaven muff and hypnotic backside.

You can check out all the pictures at Egotastic and compare them to her skinteracial lesbian scene with Aisha Tyler in the drama .45.

But don’t worry, we won’t make you pick a favorite.

Read more after the jump.

See Milla Spill a Boob

Since her boob-baring appearance in Return to the Blue Lagoon, Ukrainian babe Milla Jovovich has given audiences a lot to wank about.

She’s shows off her rack in movies like No Good Deed (2002), Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), and .45 (2006), where she also had topless lesbian makeouts with Sarah Strange and Talk Soup hostess Aisha Tyler.

Now in the March 2009 issue of Interview magazine, the venerable oversized publication founded by Andy Warhol 40 years ago, Milla has done it again, showing off between 45 and 65% of her right nipple in a topless photo shoot.

Read more after the jump.

Inspired by the classic Judas Priest song "Turbo Lover" and the fact that today marks the second anniversary of the founding of the Republic of Serbia, I thought I'd use today's blog to compile a list of the three Serbians who have made the greatest contributions to cinematic nudity. Forget ultra-nationalist dictator Slobodan Milosevic, Nobel Prize-nominated postmodern novelist Milorad Pavic, and Byzantine Emperor Constantine XI, these are the three people I think of when I hear the strains of "Boze pravde."

Milla Jovovich

A half-serb born in Ukraine, Milla Jovovich became a skin-stant star at the age of 16 in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) when she went topless to (in a sense) reprise the role made famous by 15 year old Brooke Shields in The Blue Lagoon (1980). Since coming of age, Milla's mams, muff and mudflaps have been on display in movies like Resident Evil (2002) No Good Deed (2002) and .45 (2006), where she makes out with the very nubile Aisha Tyler and gets her box munched in the shower by Sarah Strange. Nothing strange about that!

Rada Rassimov

An Italian babe of Serbian descent, Rada Rassimov's rack revelations in the X-rated skinternational sex comedy Grandeur Nature (1974) must have made both her home country and her adopted one proud. After all, between Serbia's Carpathian Mountains and Italy's Alps, both nationalities know how to appreciate a nice set of peaks.

Peter Bogdanovich

Serbian on one side and Austrian Jewish on the other, Peter Bogdanovich is a legendary figure in Hollywood, mainly because of the amazing ups and downs he has experienced. Bogdonavich was conceived as his parents were fleeing the Nazis, wrote many well-received pieces of film criticism before he began making movies, worked with Roger Corman, was a protegee of Orson Welles, was hailed as a genius for the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic The Last Picture Show (1971) then panned as a hack for At Long Last Love (1975), slept with Cybill Shepherd and doomed playmate Dorothy Stratten, then, eight years after her death, married Dorothy's 20 year old sister Louise when he was 49. If you can think of it, Peter's Bog-done-ovich'd it!

Last week, Mr. Skin unveiled his picks for 2007's 26 best DVDs for sex and nudity. And now, the breast of the rest...