Perpetually Nude Model Keeley Hazell Nude in Nuts Magazine Will Make You Feeley Your Nuts

So far Brit pin-up babe Keeley Hazell has only appeared in one movie—Cashback—and naturally she was playing a naked lady.

Aside from that one cinematic outing, Keeley's main employment seems to be doffing her duds in across-the-pond publications—as often as humanly possible!

That's Mr. Skin's favorite kind of job. Well, one of them at least.

To see a sample of Keeley Hazell nude in the latest issue of Nuts, follow us after the jump. more…

Lad Mags Promote Delinquency?

Shadow Secretary of State for Children, Schools and Families Michael Gove is blaming UK nudie magazines for divorces, deadbeat dads, and delinquency, complaining that "titles such as Nuts and Zoo paint a picture of women as permanently, lasciviously, uncomplicatedly available." Read more after the cut. more…

In 2007 Mr. Skin was trying to decide which topless Hollywood rack-tress was worthy of the coveted Anatomy Award for Best Chest. Then he saw British babe Keeley Hazell’s all-natural 32E knockers in Cashback and gave her the award hands down (under the desk). Check out Keeley’s ka-nockers as she stands frozen in a supermarket aisle with her boobs bared alongside a lot of other similarly undressed ladies while some dude sketches her feverishly. Like we say in the Mr. Skin Labs, “Take a picture, it’ll last longer!” Watch the video clip after the jump. more…

Anatomy Award Winner for Best Breasts Keeley Hazell Busts Out Her Trophies

Mr. Skin loves discovering a new talent—especially when she's also a nude talent! In the surprise indie hit Cashback, which hit theaters last year, Keeley Hazell played Mr. Skin's favorite character: Naked Girl! And what's even better, Keeley has continued her character's specialty in her own life, over and over and over and over again! No wonder Mr. Skin named her heavy hangers the best breasts of 2007. This Brit's tits are top of the pops (off)!

See a topless modeling shot of Keeley's feelies courtesy of Egotastic after the jump. more…

Once again. FHM magazine has released its much anticipated list of the sexiest 100 women in the world. Here's who has and hasn't shown skin in the top ten.

1. Megan Fox: Maybe winning the number one position will give Megan the confidence she needs to show off her fox fur. If she wants to be the next Angelina Jolie, she's got a lot of catching up to do. I hope she starts with a fully nude lesbian scene and goes from there.

2. Jessica Alba: We're still holding our breath to see Jessica's jiggly jugglies. What happens to a cream deferred? It explodes (soon, hopefully).

3. Keeley Hazell: I already gave Keeley my Best Breast award this year for her performance in Cashback (2006) and I'm prepared to gush over this British act-chest (both in my pants and on the site) for years to come.

4. Elisha Cuthbert: This Canadian babian has let body doubles do the work for her so far, but I hold out hope that we might yet see Elisha unclothed in the future. 5. Hayden Panettiere: Still no skin from this TV star, but the first director who gets Hayden naked in front of a camera will definitely be my hero!

6. Scarlett Johansson: After a long skin drought, Scarlett finally flashed her right begonia in A Good Woman (2004). That's a title I couldn't agree with more.

7. Cheryl Cole: This British songstress has kept her clothes on, but not out of the tabloids. We're hoping the next time we here of Cheryl getting arrested, it's for lewd behavior in a well-lit studio with lots of cameras present.

8. Hilary Duff: No skin yet from this rising star, but I'm always on the lookout for Duff in the buff!

9. Angelina Jolie: If you have any doubts, check out her nude lesborific love scene in Gia (1998). You won't be sorry but, after repeated viewings, you may be sore.

10. Keira Knightley: Keira's shown boobs and butt on four movies and two TV shows. My favor-tit is The Jacket (2005). I could watch Keira nightly and daily! more…

My presentation of the Anatomy Awards (or as Howard kept calling them, the "Skin-atomy Awards") on the Howard Stern show this past Monday garnered a mention in Great Britain's most famous tabloid, The Sun. Our selection of one of their famous Page Three Girls, Keeley Hazell as the one hand down winner of the Best Breasts award for her performance in Cashback garnered a mention in the press-tit-ious publication and I couldnt be more honored. My message to Rupert Murdoch is, "You keep printing them, and Ill keep picking them!" more…

As we approach the last years of the first decade of the 21st century, let 2007 be declared a pivotal moment in the onward progression of skinematic history. For after a long, dismal dry spell during which more and more actresses seemed hellbent on revealing less and less of their bodies on the big screen, these past twelve months proved to be packed with scintillating surprises. more…