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Count Down Monica Bellucci’s Very Breast Efforts
Italian eyeful Monica Bellucci may have stormed mainstream entertainment as glamour ghoul Persephone in the two 2003 Matrix…
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We make no boners about our love for the magic of Blu-Ray, and it's a skincredible week for our favorite medium, since several flesh-packed flicks are getting much-needed rereleases in glorious, eye-popping, bra-busting HD! Prepare your Netflix queue for some welcome additions with the latest home vid releases.
The Black Dahlia (Blu-Ray)
The 2006 killer crime drama The Black Dahlia gets the Blu-Ray treatment, so not only will we get to see Scarlett Johansson's heaving cleavage in high-def, but we'll get a new(d) appreciation of Mia Kirshner's mams, Hilary Swank's flanks, and Jemima Rooper's pooper!
The Player (Blu-Ray)
It's steaming, boiled breastage in Robert Altman's classic satire The Player (1992). Live Nude Girls star Cynthia Stevenson hits a hot tub with Tim Robbins, and bares her bobbins in the bubbling water. The Player might just turn you into The Sprayer!
Hatchet (Blu-Ray)
Lovers of skingoria will be pleased with the Blu-Ray edition of the gorefest Hatchet (2006). Blood is better in high def, and so are boobs, so have a look at Mercedes McNab and Joleigh Fioreavanti going tit-a-tit in a lesbian clinch. Hatchet? I'd watchit.
The Matrix Reloaded (Blu-Ray)
In The Matrix Reloaded (2003), Neo might be the chosen one, but Carrie-Anne Moss is the naked one! In one scene, she gets banged by Keanu Reeves, and we see Moss's boss butt. This is a Blu-Ray release, so look forward to even better crack definition.
One year after her iconic breakthrough as bisexual glitter goddess Crystal Connors in Showgirls, Gina Gershon went all the way to the lady-loving side opposite jugalicious Jennifer Tilly in Bound, which opened in theaters on this date in 1996.
Directed by The Wachowski Brothers, later of Matrix fame, Bound is a twisty, twisted thriller in which Mafia moll Jen falls for ultra sexy tough-girl lesbo Gina. Together they plot to make off with $2 million of mobster Joe Pantoliano’s money – but not until they make it with each other a lot first … and then after … and even during the grand scheme.
Bound is stylish and captivating, and it clearly announced the Wachowskis as filmmaking talents to watch. More skin-portantly, Bound also forever rendered Gina Gershon a Sapphic sex goddess (also see her skinteracial lust-fest with Shakara Ledard in Prey for Rock & Roll), and for many fans it provided the first revelation of Jennifer’s mighty, mighty suckle-sacks.
From the beginning, this movie was Bound for greatness.
