Blog Posts about Hatchet

October's here, so horror movies are starting to trickle into theaters. That means blood, screams, and a likelihood of more skinematic hooterage. This weekend, we get some Halloween pumpkins courtesy of two new releases. No tricks... we've got teats!

Let Me In
Let Me In is the remake of the critically beloved Swedish vampire flick Let the Right One In. Cloverfield director Matt Reeves retells the story of a shy 12-year-old boy who befriends a young girl who's secretly a bloodsucker. Something that doesn't suck? The naked left boob of Sasha Barrese at the lucky 13 minute mark. Fangs a lot, Sasha!

Hatchet II
The original Hatchet (2007) had blood-drippingly hot flesh from scream dreams Mercedes McNab and Joleigh Fioreavanti, and the chop-tastic sequel Hatchet II takes things to another level. Charlayne DeVillier, Sarah Agor and Alexis Peters up the ante by showing off their T&A... and even some Hatchet snatchet!

Barry Munday
Despite the fact that Barry Munday is about a guy who wakes up one morning to find that his testicles are mysteriously missing, is isn't a horror flick. It's a comedy, but there's nothing funny about the lack of nudity here. On the bright side, it's chock full of super-smoking ladies who've gone Barry bare elsewhere: Chloe Sevigny's shown her stuff in 8 films, including having open-jawed, full-on oral in The Brown Bunny (2004), Missi Pyle went the extra mile and pulled out her pair in American Crude (2007), and Judy Greer's full frontal stole the show in What Planet Are You From? (2000).

We make no boners about our love for the magic of Blu-Ray, and it's a skincredible week for our favorite medium, since several flesh-packed flicks are getting much-needed rereleases in glorious, eye-popping, bra-busting HD! Prepare your Netflix queue for some welcome additions with the latest home vid releases.

The Black Dahlia (Blu-Ray)

The 2006 killer crime drama The Black Dahlia gets the Blu-Ray treatment, so not only will we get to see Scarlett Johansson's heaving cleavage in high-def, but we'll get a new(d) appreciation of Mia Kirshner's mams, Hilary Swank's flanks, and Jemima Rooper's pooper!

The Player (Blu-Ray)

It's steaming, boiled breastage in Robert Altman's classic satire The Player (1992). Live Nude Girls star Cynthia Stevenson hits a hot tub with Tim Robbins, and bares her bobbins in the bubbling water. The Player might just turn you into The Sprayer!

Hatchet (Blu-Ray)

Lovers of skingoria will be pleased with the Blu-Ray edition of the gorefest Hatchet (2006). Blood is better in high def, and so are boobs, so have a look at Mercedes McNab and Joleigh Fioreavanti going tit-a-tit in a lesbian clinch. Hatchet? I'd watchit.

The Matrix Reloaded (Blu-Ray)

In The Matrix Reloaded (2003), Neo might be the chosen one, but Carrie-Anne Moss is the naked one! In one scene, she gets banged by Keanu Reeves, and we see Moss's boss butt. This is a Blu-Ray release, so look forward to even better crack definition.