Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
People are always anxious about what the future will bring, but after seeing this video from internet crap-mongers Everything is Terrible!, we now know the future's going to be just as stupid as the present. Fast-forward to 1 minute, 11 seconds in for the good part:
(Future-boobs courtesy of Cheryl Clifford in the VHS-era turdfest Absolute Aggression (1996).)
Skincidentally, "hacking the mainframe" is now our new favorite term for a flesh session.
That got us thinking- even in a dystopian future society, where gas is worth its weight in gold and evil corporations control our every thought and action via microchips in our brains, there MUST still be mammage, right? If not, why bother wearing that tinfoil helmet?
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Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) topped this weekend's box office, earning $28 million, despite its wonder-nippled star Milla Jovovich not getting topless on-screen.
Mr. Skin has long referred to Milla as G.N.A.Ts, which stands for Greatest Nipples of All Time.
That makes it especially disappointing that this installment in the apocalyptic film series didn't make good on the magnificent possibilities of showcasing the mega-nippled supermodel's super-humanly mouth-watering super-marbles in the miracle of 3D.![]()
The good news is that you can see every inch of Milla Jovovich nude in pics and videos here from her 11 naked roles to date here at MrSkin.com.
So open wide for Milla's long, thick, magnificently sizable milk-spouts in movies ranging from her nude debut in Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991) to her sci-fi breakthrough The Fifth Element (1997) to her explosive meat-bullet exhibition in .45 (2006), as well as the first two Resident Evil movies.
Click MORE to learn Mr. Skin's pick for the best movie to see Milla Jovovich naked.
The high-profile Milla Jovovich movie of the moment may be Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010), but early reports indicate that the horror sequel will NOT make good on the mind-and-lap-blowing opportunity to showcase the mega-nippled supermodel's mouth-watering super-marbles in 3D.
Of course, if Milla Jovovich nude does turn up (and on) in 3D, you'll read official confirmation of (t)it at Mr. Skin first.
Until then, though, we can affirm that Milla's long, thick, magnificently sizable milk-spouts do ignite the screen twice in the upcoming Ed Norton-Robert De Niro thriller, Stone (2010).
Not to be confused with the 1974 Australian biker
movie Stone, Skin Skouts report that the October 8, 2010 release showcases two-scenes of rock-hard evidence of why Mr. Skin refers to Milla Jovovich as G.N.A.Ts—which stands for Greatest Nipples of All Time.
Here’s the complete Milla Jovovich nudity report:
STONE (NUDITY)
(0:30) Milla Jovovich is on the phone calling Robert DeNiro’s house. She is pacing back and forth and she is topless giving us a nice look at her breasts just above the bottom of the frame. When she’s done with the phone she looks at herself in the mirror and then grabs her breasts.
(0:53) Milla Jovovich and Robert DeNiro have sex. We don’t see anything but her bare back during it. Then we cut to DeNiro getting dressed and Jovovich is laying over in bed next to him and we get another nice look at her breasts.
Until it's time to get Stoned, Mr. Skin members can stiffen up to Milla's supremely suckable naked nipples in
11 different films, including Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), Return to the Blue Lagoon (1991), The Fifth Element (1997), and He Got Game (1998).
Members can also see Milla's muff in the original Resident Evil (2002) and .45 (2006), where she also goes lesbo in the shower.
No Good Deed (2002) provides all-points-nudity of Milla Jovovich boobs, butt and bush. Ironically, that's the very best deed, indeed. Check her—and hers—out now.
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a boob! There's nothing like a woman with special powers who can kick your ass and do it while wearing latex. We didn't attend Comic Con this year, but we'd still like to celebrate with our list of the top 10 female superheroes of all time. From catwomen to X-women to wonder women, from Halle Berry to Charlize Theron, our list is the opposite of boner kryptonite!

Many a teat tip has graced the pages of Mrskin.com. Fat nipples, pink nipples, brown ones, upward pointers, inverted ones. Here at Skin Central, we celebrate every sweater spout, but only one pair can emerge victorious as being named GNATs, a.k.a. the Greatest Nipples of All Time. And they come attached to the sublimely slinky supermodel and action-flick chick Milla Jovovich.
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