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The Rolling Stones said it best: "Angie/Angie/Ain't it good to be alive?" It certainly is when you reside on the same planet as luscious-lipped love goddess Angelina Jolie. From her early days as a knife-and-sex-obsessed bisexual ingenue to her more recent incarnation as mother and ambassador, Ange is the undisputed queen of Hollywood, the holy grail of hotties, and sex incarnate. Her newest action flick, Salt, comes out on the 23rd, so let's celebrate by counting down the breast nude scenes of her career. She's got our Voight!

Saving the Breast for Last

Now that the complete list of Maxim’s Hot 100 is online and in print, we can fill in a few gaps when it comes to who’s nude on MrSkin.com.

She came in number 26 here, but naked Angelina Jolie is regularly on the top of most lists of who’s hot in Hollywood. Her tits and ass have been on the screen more than any of the girls in the top ten and she’s done unbelievable nudity in movies like Mojave Moon, Wanted, and Gia, where she and Lost star Elizabeth Mitchell gave the world one of the finest lesbian scenes ever committed to film.

Number 28 Danneel Harris bared breasts and butt in a movie with the somewhat intimidating title of Ten Inch Hero.

Eva Mendes, who is ranked at number 24, has shown skin in Training Day, We Own the Night, and The Spirit. She also shocked US censors last year with her too-hot-for-TV nude commercial for Calvin Klein: Secret Obsession.

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With her butt-baring performance in Wanted, skinsational superstar Angelina Jolie has brought the number of films in which she's flashed flesh up to twelve, a spanker's dozen. Here they are, in order.

Cyborg 2 (1993)

Angelina's a sexy android who shows her pneumatic knockers. Nice robo-rack!

Hackers (1995)

As a computer expert, a crop-topped Angelina goes topless, taking the action from keystrokes to breast strokes!

Foxfire (1996)

This skinstant classic has our girl playing a rebellious teen who enjoys getting topless with her girlfriends by candlelight before tattooing them.

Mojave Moon (1996)

In this romantic comedy, Angelina gives us all something to howl about when she shows off both of her full moons in a shower scene.

Gia (1998)

In her mst skin-tillating performance to date, Ms. Jolie bares her boobs and butt and gets into an undeniably boner-inducing lesbian clinch with incredibly hot blonde Elizabeth Mitchell.

Hell's Kitchen (1998)

Before Gordon Ramsay's reality show of the same name, Angelina's Gordon Mamsays came out in a brief moment of accidental nudity that is the highlight of this gritty drama.

Pushing Tin (1999)

This comedy will have you laughing all the way to the sperm bank after you see Angelina's topless twosome in a post-sex scene with John Cusack. Unfortunately, we don't get to see her gushing quim.

Original Sin (2001)

Angelina plays a mail-order bride whose undressed udders share screen time with the bare butt of Antonio Banderas.

Beyond Borders (2003)

In the movie that got her started on her humanitarian efforts, Angelina does the humane thing by briefly baring one bosom during a sex scene.

Taking Lives (2004)

Here Ms. Jolie plays a G-Man who gives us a glimpse at her G-spot as a man pulls up her skirt. We also get ample angles of Angelina's abundant apples.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)

In the movie that gave birth to "Brangelina," our girl has yet another nip slip. Maybe somebody's bribing the wardrobe department.

And that brings us up to Angelina's latest effort. Thanks Angelina, for twelve nude scenes in fifteen years. But let's pick up the pace a little, shall we?

If ever one single body part could embody someone's entire personality, it would be the storied lips of Angelina Jolie. Impossibly puffy, pouty, and pink, those infamous, sensuous smackers perfectly personify the sweltering seductress that lies beyond the parted pair. Those lips have come to symbolize female sensuality-like a siren's song, they reduce all men and most women to quivering, helpless piles of lust.