Blog Posts about Blame It on Rio

This MAM-orial Day weekend, we're taking a break from our regular prog-MAM-ming to bring you an udderly mam-tastic countdown of the breast celebrity cans courtesy of our own Mr. Skin. (Q: How many boobie puns can we work into one sentence? A: Five.) The list comes hand-picked by the Sultan of Skin himself, so whether you agree whole hard-edly or your favorite didn't make the list, let us know in the comments!

See #10-7 after the jump!

Is there anyone more deserving of the "MILF" title than Demi Moore?

This cougarrific vision of brunette loveliness has been charming trouser snakes since she was a mere kitten, appearing nude in films from Blame it on Rio (1984) to G.I. Jane (1997).

Demi's been off the skin scene for a while now, but now that she's filing for divorce from younger hubby Ashton Kutcher (he's 15 years her junior), we're hoping this wild cat will decide to bare her claws once more.

Join Skin Central after the jump for the breast of Demi Moore!

This week's One-Handed Workout is an example of skinplicity at its finest, and will bring back many slappy memories for guys who spent most of the '80s with a VCR remote on one side and a tissue box on the other. Courtesy of Vestron Video, the distributor of such skinfamous titles as 1977's Cinderella (the porn), Takin' it Off (1985), Chained Heat (1983), Blame it on Rio (1984) and H.O.T.S. (1979), Eroticise stars gazonga goddess Kitten Natividad in a naked (pun intended) attempt to bring together the '80s aerobics trend and the ever-expanding (pun also intended) market of teenage boys too young to rent XXX porn, but still looking for some quality T&A on VHS.

Work up a sweat with Eroticise after the jump!

1984 really was a brave nude world: in a nude move that would be all but impossible today, the PG-rated family film Splash splashed into theaters, complete with Daryl Hannah's bare boobs and bum. 1984 was also the year that The Woman in Red received a PG-13 rating, despite a flash of full frontal nudity (and nearly two minutes of boobies) from fantasy female Kelly LeBrock.

Journey further into the alternate boobtiverse of 1984 with more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1984 after the jump!