A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

The premise of Just One of the Guys is simple. Joyce Hyser is a hot high school girl who dresses up like a boy in Black Like Me-type of social experiment to demonstrate that boys are treated differently than girls and that girls dressed as boys are treated differently than boys dressed as girls.

Unfortunately, she doesn’t have any gender-bending sex with other high school girls a la Boys Don’t Cry, but you can’t have everything.

The dairylicous denouement comes when Joyce jiggles her jugs after opening her tuxedo on prom night to reveal her true busty identity.

Just one of the guys? Just two of the girls!

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The Nudie, Kooky Teen Sex Comedy Private School Popped Into Theaters 25 Years Ago Today -- July 29, 1983

Whereas Fast Times at Ridgemont High is a thoughtful, ambitious coming-of-age comedy with heavy dramatic undercurrents, star Phoebe Cates’s follow-up, Private School, is anything but(t).

This one is pure raunch, and audiences reveled to it for the first time on this date in 1983.

Get more Private School, and Betsy Russell riding bare-front, after the jump.
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Mr. Skin is your kind of guy. Just look at this website. Now imagine that his knowledge, expertise, and quick way with a quip about pubic mounds could be transformed into an easy-to-carry, all-skinclusive, one-stop reference book covering the very best of the breast in what's nude on home video. more…

Robustly beguiling, satanically charismatic, undeniably Oliver Platt-like Brooklyn native Mike McPadden not only knows every conceivable euphemism for female private parts, he's made a career out of knowing how to use them. He's also invented some real pips, his own favorites being "mush" for vagina and "stoolbox" for anus. more…