This time out, McBeardo brings you Satanic Sluts, Stasia Suicide, natural red pubes, British devil worshippers, nunsploitation, 70s porn, Women in Prison, one Ilsa mention, more Satanic Sluts, Shocking Videos ... and then Kevin Smith plops in and ruins the whole damn thing.

But it's okay, because there's still more Satanic Sluts.

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Count Rackula's Sex and Blood DVD Roundup

Greetings from Castle Rackula, hidden deep in the mountainous peaks of Mam-sylvania. I am Count Rackula, your ghoulish guide to the bewitching world of nudity in horror movies.

For many years now, I have slept through the day, unable to bear the blinding, burning rays of the sun, and stayed up all night counting the boobs in horror movies and occasionally turning women into sex slaves with my vampire magic.

While I am unable to share with mortals the secret mind control techniques of my race, I am more than happy to share with you my vast store of knowledge about monster movies, fright flicks, and splatter cinema.

Some would call this a poor substitute, but those people probably haven’t seen Catherine Deneuve lez out with a topless Susan Sarandon in The Hunger.

So put away the holy water and get out the hand lotion, because I have many wonderful and terrible things to show you.

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Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here’s the randy round-up for the week of July 29, 2008. more…