Blog Posts about Animal House

We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.

Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.

Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.

We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).

More after the jump!

When we think of the 1978 skinema classic Animal House, a few things come to mind: Jack Daniels, toga parties, and Mary-Louise Weller's boobs (ok, mostly just Mary-Louise Weller's boobs). And when we think of Broadway, it brings to mind exactly...none of those things.

Nevertheless, Universal Stage Productions is going full steam ahead on the unlikeliest entertainment hybrid since Pride and Predator: Animal House: The Musical. The AP reports:

“Animal House: The Musical” will feature an original score by the band Barenaked Ladies... The 1978 film’s cast included John Belushi, Tom Hulce, Bruce McGill, Tim Matheson, Stephen Furst and Karen Allen. It explored how one frat house, Delta Tau Chi, made sloth and debauchery look cool."

Less Barenaked Ladies and more real naked ladies, please. With ticket prices sure to go into the $100+ range, there better be something to see that you can't get on the Blu-ray (or here at Mr. Skin). And we don't mean Bluto tripping the light fantastic.

Grab a brew with Animal House (1978) right here at MrSkin.com!

The new teen comedy Project X is being slammed by critics for being lewd, crude, and more concerned with showing snookers than character development...sounds perfect for Mr. Skin!

Our Skin Skout saw an advance screening of the movie earlier this week, and confirms that producer Todd Phillips did remember to put bare skin on the guest list.

We see a buffet of barely-legal boobage throughout the film as the female party guests go topless in a swimming pool and an inflatable playhouse. Bouncy, bouncy!

And for all you Percy Jackson & The Olympians fans out there (all four of you), Percy Jackson co-star Alexis Knapp makes her nude debut when she takes off her shirt making out with a guy at the 56-minute mark.

You bring the boobs, ladies, and we'll bring the lube.

See the trailer for Project X after the jump!

So you consider yourself more of an early adopter, eh? Whether you've had a Blu-ray player since the great HD DVD wars of 2008 or just got your sweaty little paws on one this Black Friday, this year some absolute classics of skinema (like Gia (1998), left) finally got the HD treatment with lavishly restored, uncut Blu-ray releases.

See Mr. Skin's picks for 2011's top Blu-rays after the jump!

You'll be doing a kegstand in your pants this week as the Mr. Skin-approved comedy classic Animal House (1978) finally hits Blu-ray. We've also got a ass-tounding eyeful of Italian beauties Nela Lucic and Anna Jimskaia as Euro-erotica director (and confirmed ass man) Tinto Brass' Monamour (2005) gets the deluxe DVD treatment, and you'll be mangling your machete as the dairylicious doc Machete Maidens Unleashed slices its way onto DVD.

In other DVD and Blu-ray nudes, you'll be revving your engine when biker babe Kristin Herold flashes her headlights in Born to Ride (2011).

More after the jump!

This week Mr. Skin and Synapse Films released the Women in Prison Triple Feature DVD, featuring three wet n’ wild women in prison flicks: Chained Heat (1983), Red Heat (1985), and Jungle Warriors (1984).

With this nude DVD release, WIP fans can skinjoy all the skincarcerated T&A in much better quality, as the video transfer on all three films is noticeably improved from previous releases. Fans will also be slappy to hear that Chained Heat is presented in its skintirety for the first time since its theatrical run- a scene where Linda Blair is raped by John Vernon (aka Dean Wormer from Animal House) is restored for the first time on VHS or DVD. The Women in Prison Triple Feature also comes loaded with trailers, interviews with stars Stella Stevens and Sybil Danning, and video introductions by our own Mr. Skin, who rubs down the key skingredients to each film.

More on the punitively perverse films of the Women in Prison Triple Feature after the jump!

1978 was a nude year for the ages, with nude career peaks for the perfect peaks of skinema legends Susan Sarandon and Nastassja Kinski. And, legend has it, every time Mary Louise Weller takes her top off on a DVD (or VHS, if you're kickin' it old school) of Animal House, a Skin fan gets his wings. Something's sprouting down there, that's for sure.

See more of Mr. Skin's Favorite Nude Scenes of 1978 after the jump!

In a skinteresting development, veteran character actor Donald Sutherland has vehemently denied new reports about his sex scene with Julie Christie in the 1973 thriller Don't Look Now. As we reported Thursday on the Mr. Skin blog, the new book by former Paramount executive Peter Bart alleges that Donald and Julie were actually playing hide the sausage in the skinfamous scene. In a statement to The Hollywood Reporter, Sutherland strongly denies Bart's story, saying:

"Peter Bart mendaciously writes that he witnessed the shooting of the love scene in Don't Look Now and saw sex. Not true. None of it. Not the sex. Not him witnessing it. From beginning to end, there were four people in that room. [Director] Nic Roeg, [DP] Tony Richmond, Julie Christie and me. No one else. Wires under the locked door led outside, and this was 20 years before video monitors."

Producer Peter Katz, who co-owns the negative to Don't Look Now, also chimed in, saying, "While there was a sex scene captured on film, it was not a scene that would lead to the creation of a human being."

So...it was in her butt?

Don't Look Now wasn't the first time that Donald was lucky enough to act alongside a nubile naked lady, and it certainly wouldn't be the last. Check out some of Sutherland's most seductive costars from the swingin' 70's after the jump!