Sometimes nude scenes are so titillating, so scintillating, that their glory cannot be diminished with the passing of time. But when these skinstant classics come out again in crystal-clear HD it's a real reason to celebrate.
See Mr. Skin's picks for 2012's top Blu-ray re-releases after the jump!
The Christmas season is upon us, but you probably still need to buy some stocking stuffers. Maybe Kate Winslet, Heather Graham, and the rest of Mr. Skin's top 10 nude celebs wearing stockings can help out with skinspiration.
Ho ho hose!
[In honor of our Mr. Skin Presents: Chained Heat screening this Friday night at 9:30 pm at Chicago's Music Box Theatre, we're looking back at our Mr. Skin Presents: Women in Prison Triple Pack DVD featuring Chained Heat (1983), Red Heat (1985), and Jungle Warriors (1984), released last summer by Synapse Films. -SC]
With this nude DVD release, WIP fans can enjoy all the incarcerated T&A in much better quality, as the video transfer on all three films is noticeably improved from previous releases. Fans will also be glad to know that Chained Heat is presented in its entirety for the first time since its theatrical run- a scene where Linda Blair has a run in with the evil John Vernon (aka Dean Wormer from Animal House) is restored for the first time on VHS or DVD. The Women in Prison Triple Feature also comes loaded with trailers, interviews with stars Stella Stevens and Sybil Danning, and video introductions by our own Mr. Skin, who rubs down the key SKINgredients to each film.
More on the punitively perverse films of the Women in Prison Triple Feature after the jump!
We're beyond excited for Mr. Skin Presents: Chained Heat with star Sybil Danning IN PERSON this Friday night at 9:30 at Chicago's Music Box Theatre. We really think that Chained Heat is the ultimate Women in Prison flick, and here's why:
Exhibit A: Edy Williams and Marcia Karr's incredible Sapphic shower scene (above)!
Exhibit B: Monique Gabrielle's full-frontal hot tub striptease for none other than John Vernon, also known to Animal House fans as crusty ol' Dean Wormer!
Exhibit C: Linda Blair sharing the screen with Sylvia Kristel, Sonja Martin and Sybil Danning-- and they're all topless!
We're so excited, in fact that we had to find something to tide ourselves over until the big night. Enter Mr. Skin's Women in Prison playlist, featuring not only the very breast nude scenes from Chained Heat (1983), but also Anne Heche in Girls in Prison (1994), Roberta Collins in The Big Doll House (1971), Ava Cadell and Sybil Danning in Jungle Warriors (1984), and more!
So do some hard time as these ball-busting babes behind bars bust out of their bras in Mr. Skin's Women in Prison playlist-- could we have fit any more alliteration into that sentence? No! Can you buy tickets to Mr. Skin Presents: Chained Heat RIGHT NOW on the Music Box Theatre site? Yes!
We love Judy McGuire. Not like we "love" Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives.
Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press's The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll Lists, which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne's cure for athlete's foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It's a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated.
Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly's Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison, wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date, and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left.
We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House, making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved).
More after the jump!
When we think of the 1978 skinema classic Animal House, a few things come to mind: Jack Daniels, toga parties, and Mary-Louise Weller's boobs (ok, mostly just Mary-Louise Weller's boobs). And when we think of Broadway, it brings to mind exactly...none of those things.
Nevertheless, Universal Stage Productions is going full steam ahead on the unlikeliest entertainment hybrid since Pride and Predator: Animal House: The Musical. The AP reports:
“Animal House: The Musical” will feature an original score by the band Barenaked Ladies... The 1978 film’s cast included John Belushi, Tom Hulce, Bruce McGill, Tim Matheson, Stephen Furst and Karen Allen. It explored how one frat house, Delta Tau Chi, made sloth and debauchery look cool."
Less Barenaked Ladies and more real naked ladies, please. With ticket prices sure to go into the $100+ range, there better be something to see that you can't get on the Blu-ray (or here at Mr. Skin). And we don't mean Bluto tripping the light fantastic.
Grab a brew with Animal House (1978) right here at MrSkin.com!
The new teen comedy Project X is being slammed by critics for being lewd, crude, and more concerned with showing snookers than character development...sounds perfect for Mr. Skin!
Our Skin Skout saw an advance screening of the movie earlier this week, and confirms that producer Todd Phillips did remember to put bare skin on the guest list.
We see a buffet of barely-legal boobage throughout the film as the female party guests go topless in a swimming pool and an inflatable playhouse. Bouncy, bouncy!
And for all you Percy Jackson & The Olympians fans out there (all four of you), Percy Jackson co-star Alexis Knapp makes her nude debut when she takes off her shirt making out with a guy at the 56-minute mark.
You bring the boobs, ladies, and we'll bring the lube.
See the trailer for Project X after the jump!
So you consider yourself more of an early adopter, eh? Whether you've had a Blu-ray player since the great HD DVD wars of 2008 or just got your sweaty little paws on one this Black Friday, this year some absolute classics of skinema (like Gia (1998), left) finally got the HD treatment with lavishly restored, uncut Blu-ray releases.
See Mr. Skin's picks for 2011's top Blu-rays after the jump!
