Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
Gone Too Soon: Mamorial Day Top 10
This weekend in theaters, the massive snow storm that struck the country has apparently resulted in a severe shortness of cinematic skin, because the new 3-D epic adventure Sanctum, the teeny-bopper thriller The Roommate, and the new Natalie Portman flick The Other Woman all yield a grand total of bupkis when it comes to T&A.
The Sanctum
A team of cave divers are trapped in a giant underwater cave in the new 3-D adventure flick The Sanctum. There's nothing worth mentioning here, so your best bet is to go pick up the 1991 softcore flick Inner Sanctum with naked Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway's body double. Or better yet, wait for Drive Angry and check out Charlote Ross's eye-popping full-frontal in 3D. Sanctum? No, but we spanked 'em!
The Other Woman
After making out with Mila Kunis in Black Swan and baring her butt in No Strings Attached, Natalie Portman is back in theaters for the third time in three months in The Other Woman. Unfortunately there's no lesbianism or nudity here, so go pick up pick up 2007’s Hotel Chevalier. Eight minutes in, Natalie makes her nude debut and gives us a great view of her sweet seat meat. You've done The Other Woman, Natalie. Now give us another nude scene!
The Roommate
New in theaters, Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly star in the creepy lesbian-tinged stalker flick The Roommate. But what's really scary is that neither of them has EVER been nude on screen. These roomates are young and hot, but when it comes to skin, they can't pay the rent. So why not check out The Roommate's skin-spiration, the 1992 flick Single White Female? Stars Bridget Fonda and Jennifer Jason Leigh both get naked throughout the movie, baring boobs, butt, and bush repeatedly. I wonder if they need a womb-mate.
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A weekly look back at past celeb nudity happenings of note, ranging from the earliest days of famous females to today’s hottest starlets.
Get the in-depth facts and figures on events that have happened throughout skintertainment history during the week of November 29th through December 5th.
This week’s lusty lesson focuses on Marilyn Monroe nude in the first issue of Playboy, Tanya Roberts earning her wings on Charlie’s Angels, Emmanuelle and its omnisexual star Sylvia Kristel capturing the world’s erotic fancy (and box office dollars), and Yoko Ono nakedly joining John Lennon to expose audiences to aural experiences they could simply never imagine.

One of the last true giants of classic exploitation filmmaking, superhumanly prolific Fred Olen Ray was born on this date in 1954.
Fred is credited with directing well over 100 films. Among his breast efforts are some genuine skin classics, such as Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and Evil Toons, which feature T&A-list B-movie bombshells on the order of Michelle Bauer, Linnea Quigley, Monique Gabrielle, Katie Jordan, Allanah Rhodes, and Tricia Burns.
Ray’s Inner Sanctum even features career-hottest performance by Hollywood babes Tanya Roberts and Margaux Hemingway.
Still pumping out affably off-the-wall cheapies that include Bikini Airways, Bikini Chain Gang, Bikini Drive-In, Bikini Hoe-Down, Bikini Pirates and Bikini Girls from the Lost Planet, Fred Olen Ray keeps low-budget skinema alive and kicking.
And, for that, Mr. Skin one-handedly salutes him!
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