Blog Posts about Desperado

First, a bit of business: Today's your last chance to vote for our Sexy 16 in Mr. Skin's Whack-It Bracket, so be sure to VOTE for your favorites before we move on tomorrow to our Enticing 8.

Ok, now that that's taken care of, we've got two Latina lovelies going tit-to-tit in our Heavy Handfuls division: it's Salma Hayek Vs. Sofia Vergara!

More after the jump!

Cowboys & Aliens' Olivia Wilde may be a tease, but never you fear, pardners- Mr. Skin knows a few pokable cowpokes and anatomically correct aliens who aren't afraid to drop their bloomers and bare some out-of-this-world nudity. Wow, how mixed was that metaphor? About as mixed as the 23 movies we've compiled into our brand-spanking nude Cowgirls & Femaliens playlist! We've got some great nudes from the Old West and deep space alike, and we're giving you a sneak peek after the jump!

Set your phasers to "stunning" with Natasha Henstridge, Salma Hayek and more nude after the jump!

The first week of 2011 brings with a crop of DVD and Blu-ray releases ranging from TV box sets to reissues of cult classics on Blu-ray, to abog-budget Hollywood throwback movie that promised Lindsay Lohan but delivered a body double, Robert Rodriguez's rackatastic retro revenge flick Machete.

But we'll still tell you where all the skin is.




Machete

Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, T&A-listers Nude on DVD Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, and Michelle Rodriguez star in Machete. Jessica and Michelle keep their good parts covered and Lindsay uses a body double for her topless threesome with Alicia Rachel Marek 55 minutes in. But in the next scene, we do get a partial look at Lindsay's lo-mams through her hair when she wakes up naked. And costar Mayra Leal picks us the slack with rack and crack, showing awesome T&A three minutes into the movie. But a body double, Lindsay? That's ma-shitty.

El Mariachi/Desperado

Also nude on DVD, the skinsational Salma Hayek stars in another Robert Rodriguez flick, Desperado, paired on a Blu-ray double feature with his previous film El Mariachi. If you're desperate-o to see dairybombs, fast forward to the one hour, eleven minute mark when Salma shows sacks and seat meat getting nailed by Antonio Banderas. That will have you beating your piñata, hombre!

Big Love Season 4

And finally, it's season four of the skin-filled HBO polygamy drama Big Love. Compared to the first three, this season has less of the stuff that puts the big love in your pants, but episode 38 does give us a look at costar Amanda Seyfried's bare butt as she gets out of bed and slides on some boxers like a good Mormon wife. If only we could see her Salt Lake Titties.

Salma Hayek Underestimates Her Udder Perfection.

We here at Mr. Skin love the female form in all of its incarnations, but we have to admit that some bare bodies stand head and shoulders (and T&A) above the rest. And two of those high points belong to the often nude Salma Hayek. But would you believe that Salma doesn't think that her body is all that bodacious? Apparently the ample-appled beauty doesn't keep any mirrors around the house.

Salma divulged:

I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull.

We understand that a woman can make her body look its best with the proper attire, but Mr. Skin has more than enough proof that Salma's body is completely flawless when her form is covered in nothing at all. Just check out Frida. Or Desperado. Or Ask the Dust. Or . . . you get the picture.

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Sin City Siren Rose McGowan to Wield Sword as Pulp Sexbomb Red Sonja. But Will She Bare Her Barbarian Boobies?

The San Diego Comic-Con continues to be a hotbed of breaking T&A-list showbiz news.

Slash Film reports that Rose McGowan has been announced to bodaciously fill the breastplate of the lead role in Red Sonja, a new epic produced by her ex-boyfriend, Robert Rodriguez (Desperado, Planet Terror).

Red Sonja herself is a hefty-mammaried medieval warrior and ass-stomping pal of Conan the Barbarian.

The flame-maned slayer became popular in classic pulp novels and comic books, where she was billed as “She-Devil with a Sword,” and mastered the fine art of modeling a chain-mail bikini.

Brigitte Nielsen initially took up the Red Sonja mantle in a 1985 movie adaptation, which may explain the origin of Flavor Flav's viking-hat fetish.

Shots of Rose McGowan clad in the character's clanky get-up appeared at Comic-Con, in addition to a pair of Red Sonja posters—one of which continues a sexy-bloody-lips trend that Mr. Skin reported on yesterday.

To see Rose McGowan in full naked bloom, grab your meat-saber and join us after the jump.