Blog Posts about Conan the Destroyer

The heavy-metal remake of Conan the Barbarian hits theaters this weekend, and no big-budget ode to the glory of testosterone would be complete without some bodacious barbarian babes baring boobs! A mere 1 minute in to the 2011 reboot, Eastern European eyeful Aysun Aptulova bares her breasts as she's tied up and prepared for sacrifice, and 29 minutes in Playboy bunnies Alina Puscau and Zlatka Raikova play sexy slave women who greet their liberator Conan the breast way possible- topless. Later in the film, Rachel Nichols appears to go nude in a sex scene with star Jason Momoa, but don't be fooled- that's the evil sorcery of a body double.

We know what's in store for the new, nude Conan the Barbarian, but what about the '80s sword-and-sorcery classics? Join us after the jump to find out!

Natalie Portman may keep her porthole covered as the fearless warrior princess Isabel in Your Highness, but Mr. Skin knows a few brawling barbarian babes whose ferocious butts cannot be contained by a mere thong. See the righteous rear view after the jump!

By Milka Magnesia

In ancient myths that span the globe, sirens were female creatures who summoned all sailors within earshot with songs so irresistible that the seamen could not help but veer off course to see the source of such impossibly beautiful music.

The joke was on them, then, when the sirens inevitably lured them to crashing deaths among the jagged rocks that the sinister songbirds called home.

Thousands of years later, rock chicks would pretty much fulfill the same role.

From Eisenhower-era sock hops to the inescapable hip-hop of today, rock chicks have looked good, sounded great, and seldom delivered when it came to celebrity skin. There have been a few flesh-baring exceptions.

And for those about to rock and show their racks, we salute you.